Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Anyone lipread what Tom muttered?

Someone show me this hendos thing. So I can look for it

Bunt this, burnt that. Can't you just cook the fucking thing??

What's the bet with all them burnt yokes the lamb will be baaing still

I've got subtitles here. I don't know how to turn them off.

It's the smell wafting from Hendo's HQ across the tramlines..

Here you go Potter...

www.hendersonsrelish.com

Love Amol. Don't love Sitwell. He's so smug and self important

Sitwell is a prick.

Monobrow's doing Me on a Plate again.

He's going to say me on a plate again.

sooty

A suffffflleee!

Me on a plate with foam = down your drink

Snap Halsall

I'm going to get some Henderson relish. Looks lovely

Everything James cooks is little.

You might need to go on a trip to S Yorks Potter. I live in the depths of the Westcountry now so have to plan my stocks.

Like Traceeeee's frock

DS is on a university swimming trip to Sheffield this weekend. I wonder if he could go Henderson shopping for me.

Guinea pig. All right then.

That dish is beautiful

Potter, Fairies and ProperVexed - you can get it on Amazon.

Does Shitwell know that guinea-pigs are vegan....?

@fourquenelles Agreed on Tracy's frock

@FairiesontheSwing I can get it on amazon!!