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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

926 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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ilovesooty · 14/11/2019 20:17

That salsa looks like sick and school sawdust.

Halsall · 14/11/2019 20:17

Monobrow man's dish needs a magnifying glass.

fourquenelles · 14/11/2019 20:17

Thanks Halsall you are a pal!

ShirleyPhallus · 14/11/2019 20:18

Love the crossstiches Grin

Lulu1919 · 14/11/2019 20:18

Tomato seed garnish....I'm using that tomorrow !!!

jay55 · 14/11/2019 20:18

Tomato seed garnish, grim.

TheDogsMother · 14/11/2019 20:20

I would starve with Kat's dish

Halsall · 14/11/2019 20:20

Police later commented: 'Several people were charged under the Misrepresentation of the Onion Act 2019'.

ShirleyPhallus · 14/11/2019 20:21

If we ever do a Masterchef Meet-up I’m bringing these T-shirts for everyone

Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.
FairiesontheSwing · 14/11/2019 20:21

Poor onion needs to join a new trade union.

ilovesooty · 14/11/2019 20:21

Go Tom!!!

jay55 · 14/11/2019 20:21

There we were having a lovely evening without mr potato head.....

fourquenelles · 14/11/2019 20:22

Good for Tom.

Lulu1919 · 14/11/2019 20:22

Awww little Tom is all bashful

ProperVexed · 14/11/2019 20:22

Tom was good

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/11/2019 20:22

My iPad is being a twat so I've missed most of the onion round. Tom's looking like the star so far.
The Hendos love.😚😚😚😚

ilovesooty · 14/11/2019 20:22

Tom's mum must be proud.

ilovesooty · 14/11/2019 20:23

Please put smiley Malin through.

MrsGrindah · 14/11/2019 20:24

Bashful! Yes that’s the perfect word for Tom. I’ve asked my husband if we can adopt him...

RomaineCalm · 14/11/2019 20:24

I'll shamelessly steal Halsall's design and send you a paint by numbers set for Christmas! Wine[santa]

Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.
RomaineCalm · 14/11/2019 20:25

Sorry, don't know why everything is posting twice.

Halsall · 14/11/2019 20:25

Romaine 👍

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/11/2019 20:26

My microwave has died then my lounge heater. I'm fucking froz.
Thought so.
Our morrisons sells Hendos. Better than Worcestershire sauce.
Oh shitwell again. Traceeee

FairiesontheSwing · 14/11/2019 20:26

A la PETA, I'd rather go naked Shirley.

jay55 · 14/11/2019 20:26

Who died to mean we have Shitwell twice?