Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

I absolutely loved Tom. He was so sweet and had a lovely mannerism.

Piccalilli made me vomit as a child. Never touched it since.

Oh, I did a virtual inspirational cross-stitch to decorate the thread! I forgot!

@fourquenelles really? I don't mind it.

However don't even open marmite in my vicinity

*“I hope you do the onion justice”

Sounds like another motivational meme to me*

With a picture of a sunrise over a field of onions.

I meant to post it at the start. Hang on a mo.

I smuggle a bottle of Hendos out every time I'm back in Sheffield. Nearly panicked earlier as my bottle is running low but I found another in my brexit stash so its all good.

Onion meme

Perhaps Van Gogh should have painted onion fields.

Marmite is delicious.

Words to live by

Love it

Aviv's looks amazing but needs more onion.

Why does Marcus say Tewmerrick ?

Tom looks high.

@Halsall I haven't cross stitched since school but I am making that one

Halsall that is class!

If I pop my clogs and I'm lucky enough to have a Woolley Hug made on my behalf I want that as a square

Actually I’m a little bit in love with Tom.

Charred and burnt is definitely the thing this year. Soil is passé now.

fourq and halsall

Preaching to the converted there about the wild garlic Mon. The pong of my front garden every year when it springs up

@fourquenelles needs a square for each bingo ingredient like cauli, hisbi cabbage etc.

Maybe if Gregggg overdoes it at the gym and has a heart attack we can send one to his tiny girlfriend?

Well jel PotterHead love the smell of wild garlic. Memories of Pembrokeshire in the Spring.

That one was done on the computer. I'll make you a real one, fourq .....if I'm spared

Good idea Fairies I like your style.