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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

926 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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RomaineCalm · 14/11/2019 20:03

Onion risotto? Deconstructed onion? Onion three ways?

jay55 · 14/11/2019 20:03

I swear I had no idea of the mystery ingredient Grin

ilovesooty · 14/11/2019 20:03

I'm going to eat in the hotel restaurant after this.

TheDogsMother · 14/11/2019 20:04

I've been on catch up all week. Hi everyone ! Hmmm onion.

Lunde · 14/11/2019 20:04

jay55 - Evening all. Am eating some lovely onion rings. Hoping for some more disasters.

Totally on trend tonight!

ShirleyPhallus · 14/11/2019 20:04

Did they bring an onion tonight cos Gregg isn’t here so they brought the closest lookalike so we wouldn’t miss him too much?

fourquenelles · 14/11/2019 20:04

Pate on toast for me this evening. Nightmare trip across London as all the tubes seem to have been buggered.

Love onions me.

FairiesontheSwing · 14/11/2019 20:04

@Halsall mine is the heel of the loaf with ketchup, cheddar, parmesan and hendersons relish. Marcus would be well chuffed with me.

ilovesooty · 14/11/2019 20:04

Well I doubt if they can do any sweet dishes!

fourquenelles · 14/11/2019 20:05

Shirley Grin

ShirleyPhallus · 14/11/2019 20:05

@RomaineCalm onion crisps, onion mousse and burnt onions I predict

FairiesontheSwing · 14/11/2019 20:05

Love me a cheese scone with red onion marmalade *drools

Halsall · 14/11/2019 20:06

Yours was definitely better than mine, Fairies ! Though I did have walnut bread from a market. Mousetrap cheese though 🧀

jay55 · 14/11/2019 20:06

My grandma used to make the most perfect onion quiche.

I'd love someone to do cheese on toast with an onion chutney.

PotterHead1985 · 14/11/2019 20:06

@FairiesontheSwing Piccalilli is the relish of champions

TheDogsMother · 14/11/2019 20:06

Can they introduce hospital cabbage into the onion dish

PotterHead1985 · 14/11/2019 20:06

Textures of Onion - DRINK!!

ilovesooty · 14/11/2019 20:07

I hate piccalilli.

RomaineCalm · 14/11/2019 20:07

Chuck the Henderson's over here when you've done with it Fairies Smile

TheDogsMother · 14/11/2019 20:07

Hospital ???? Hispi I meant

PotterHead1985 · 14/11/2019 20:07

@TheDogsMother hospital cabbage GrinGrin. Seriously that is what our local hospital used to smell like every day. Overcooked cabbage!!

RomaineCalm · 14/11/2019 20:08

Onion three ways! BINGO, Grin

fourquenelles · 14/11/2019 20:08

PotterHead piccalilli is the Devil's vomit.

ShirleyPhallus · 14/11/2019 20:08

“I hope you do the onion justice”

Sounds like another motivational meme to me

TheDogsMother · 14/11/2019 20:09

@ShirleyPhallus Grin

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