Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

All that cabbage.......I wouldn't be able leave the house

That's a mess. I'd send it back without trying it

Awwww Rhiannon, and how sweet is Monica!!

Tom has the look of someone waiting to give the housemaid the time of her life in the pantry.

Tom is our off the wall chef this series by the looks of things

Nice one Monica.
And wow for Tom!

Cabbage is a good change from cauli.

Cabbage kid looks like Harry Potter

@ilovesooty

sooty

And that beef could still moo

I love the expressions of decent chef's when faced with comments from Gregggg.

It's "Shut up and fuck off you wanky bastard. I want to hear from people who know what they're talking about."

Oh dear - poor Rhiannon. Shouldn't have the cameras on this bit - too personal.

I was expecting more from the rubicks cube to be fair. Like more stacks. And the beef is mooing

I was thinking that Vexed.

That's not a Rubiks Cube, Nina. That's a tiny mat.

sooty

Marcus is being a bit knobby and aggro today

You can't beat Schnitzel.

Should have done schnitzel

"tiny mat"

The fook did they find this years 'professionals' like seriously the crappiest of crap. Some of the slebs were better on day one like!!!

My stomach turns when Gregg talks about a mouthful.

Yeah Marcus is in a mood

More raw meat.

Am I the only person who actually uses heat to cook food?

My fucking iPad is being a twat. Poor nina. It sounded good.
Tom's food reminds me of Discworld-fields of cabbages. It'll be a bit windy chez MC tonight.

@SchadenfreudePersonified I could cook mine on the hot air coming out of Gregggs mouth more than that beef was cooked