Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Charcoal fish

Sooty fingers????

@SchadenfreudePersonified meee tooooo

Why a bowl instead of a plate, though? Plates are better.

Me on a plate...

Me on the plate. Please don't.

LOL @ Schaden

Ok I've googled how to make a fondant potato so at least now I know for future reference! Not sure I'll ever get round to that...I did hasselback potatoes once after seeing it on MC. They were great but also a huge faff!

Aviv has redeemed himself.

He did well. He's thru

Lamb still bleating

A good school and that lamb will baa

I'm happy with 'Fuck off, Greggggg' in English, thanks

Some phrases are universally understood Halsall.

You are right to keep it simple - "Fuck off gregggg" is the lingua franca of the kitchen.

@schady I love that cross stitch meme

@foxessocks yup. Hassle-back are a faff.

Undercooked lamb

I really don't like the sound of Aviv's though. But I think that's just my opinion tbf!

Rhiannon can go, and her lamb will get up off the plate and go with her.

Sorry. Had to be done. Captions?

Raw lamb and burnt cauliflower looks rank

'Tis a good 'un Shirley!

Oh God.

Aww the stress has got to her

Oh bless

Why burn stuff