Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

@SchadenfreudePersonified . They use the power of their minds to cook...not heat... therefore not cooked

Avraz not James I think.

Monobrow will go through.

Called it!!

"Are we agreed?"

As though Greggg knows - he waits until the others give an indication of whether they think the meal is good before he gurns his approval.

“I had salty smoked sausage”

Haven’t we all Gregg. Haven’t we all.

Well called people. Shame about James I warmed to him.

@ShirleyPhallus nope. Not me

I like James too .

James looks like one of the farmers on FMAFF

Oh goody SHITWELL again.

Tomorrow at 8 people.

See you tomorrow night folks. I am off to tend my cabbages.

Glad see Tom and Aviv go through and sorry to lose the girls.

@PotterHead1985 thought you were a chef

Right I’m off to watch idiots attempt to rebrand Finland

I'm going to a conference tomorrow. Hope I can join you from my hotel room.

@ShirleyPhallus 😂😂😂😂 yup!!! A 'special' kind of chef!!!

@Flouncysinatra 'splain please???

Disappointed that the ones I liked left, but at least they were better than yesterday.

Not sure if I'll be here tomorrow. Foolishly planned a nice dinner for DH & me, and a boardgame afterwards. Haven't told him yet so I might change my mind.

@GrouchyKiwi what board game. It all depends on that

Pandemic Legacy Potter. We're most of the way through now.

You just pick off all those caterpillars four and prepare them in a salty jus with a rubik's cube of raw ungulates with a sparkling of sand

Hang on a sec, how come shitwell gets to be on two weeks in a row? Where is Jay? But at least your woman is on. And no Gregg. Bonus!

@GrouchyKiwi excellent choice of game

I will be missing again, people, as tomorrow we are going to the Sage to hear Mahler's Umpteenth Symphony.

Apparently I am not allowed to take a bag of walnuts in the shell and a small hammer.