Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Thanks Shirley I am now blind.

Why is fondant the potato of choice this year?

The cauliflower and potato fondant truck is backing up beep beep beep beep beep

@ShirleyPhallus . ffs yuck!,

Sandy hang sangwidges and hard boiled eggs as a kid!!

Oh CHRIST!!!!!

MY EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@SchadenfreudePersonified a pedant. Welcome to my house any time. We have cookies and wine.

Oh fuck Shirley you need help

Eww sweetbreads

Bloody potato fondants.

Has anyone ever served up potato fondant at home? I'm curious! I never have. My repertoire is mash, roasts, or wedges. Maybe dauphinose if feeling posh. They never do dauphinose, is that retro?

Thanks Shirley I am now blind.

This properly made me laugh. The rest of you - you’re welcome

I am traumatised by that picture of Greg

Ooh sweetbreads. Marvellous. Thanks to this thread and your greater knowledge I now know that they are not bollocks ( and therefore might try them one day)

Never cooked it or seen it on a menu. Seems like such a faff.

Just checked - it was Blood and Sand - with Tyrone Power and Rita Hayworth.

Close enough.

Wants to come up with his own ideas.

There's always one

Fucksake Shirley. I was enjoying this thread. Sadist.

Grumpy. He's cooking grumpy (what I ca bream coz of the look on its face!!)

Oh I thought sweetbreads were bollocks?? Am I wrong then! 🤣

A salad of kidneys...
First sea bream, and black garlic. House!
Right, taking bets on how many fish and how many lamb (that's still bleating)?

@foxessocks I have done fondant at home. Once. Too much frigging effort

Hisbi cabbage DRINK!!!!!

Thank you Potter.

I accept your invitation with gratitude (and poisoned eyeballs0.

Was it tasty though potter? I always think they're too small! I want more!

Is there a Cabbage Spectrum? 🥬
Asking for a friend.

@foxessocks they are a bit of pancreas or gland thing. Still doesn't sound appealing but at least not a bollock.