Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

@fourq, we still them poo sticks, we're old school

They all love a splatter affect these days!

Very late to the pass me, just catching up on previous threads 😀. But honestly, can we get a petition to the production company to stop doing the cutaway shots to Gregg the “knowledgeable nod dog”Gaaaaaah! Otherwise, hello everyone.

@fourquenelles ah no yer grand. That was said with tongue in cheek. Not a pleasant experience tho I'll tell ya.

Should that have been effect? 🤔

This chef has said that to be a chef you have to be crazy and used asparagus seasoned with jizz to showcase his talent

Pass please

He does seem to know what he's doing sort of - don't drain it off though Tom.

Fuck off Gregg

Hells teeth! Gregggg is a patronising ignorant twat!

Better legs Shirley? I think not.

We all know your perverted lust interest in Gregggs pins, but not all of us agree with you.

Oh Shit!

This one's "quirky"

Thanks, Hallsall, razor clam horror show sounds as good as spatchcock crap last night

@ProperVexed pretty much. Wine and sand.

Hello what ! 👋👋

No-one cares what you think Speaking Cock. No-one!

Nice comment Wolfcub

Classic!

Sand..

Wine and sand.

Was that not a really old film about bullfighters or something?

"there's a dish there that we can eat"

Wow..the bar is low!

Sorry, pressed wrong button....sand sounds delightful. I normally have beach picnics with hard boiled eggs and sand.

@SchadenfreudePersonified haha. To google

You only have yourself to blame for this @SchadenfreudePersonified

'Textures of cauliflower' - DRIIIIINK!

Shut your trap Greg

More cauliflower.

Richen the sauce?

Don't you mean "enrich" Marcus?

< shakes head and gets more comfortable in Pedants' Corner" >

My eyes!!! I thought this thread was a safe space!