SCD 2019: the glitz and glamour that is Blackpool. STRICTLY NO SPOILERS!

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I think so too, MrsJayy.

Chris was basically saying i had a life he doesn't need to cry about his Nan

@SchadenfreudePersonified, I have you on record as saying of Kelvin, "I'm ashamed of myself here - just watching his hips and thinking what a fantastic shag he must be . . . . blush" yes you did don't try to deny it

I admit, I too was helping his hips round the dancefloor by concentrating on them. I wonder if it's easier for men to learn and execute those kinds of moves than women because they're more used to moving that way in - um - certain circumstances? IYSWIM?

I want Michelle to win - think she's great. Just wish they'd put her in nicer dresses!

I hadn't thought of that logical erotic scientific explanation Zoidberg - but you may be right.

However, I absolutely did not type those compromising words . . . the dogs have obviously hacked my account . . .

(That's my story and I'm sticking to it )

I'm not sure — in Latin your hips are supposed to move in a figure of eight pattern.

I do know that sex before competitive dancing is supposed to make girls dance better and men dance worse.

Really @PolkadotsAndMoonbeams

Well this thread took a turn

Slightly Strictly related gossip, if you can still remember it come Christmas Day. I was at the recording of the Michael McIntyre Big Show Christmas special last night and Craig was the celeb on the Midnight Game Show. He was an absolute dah-ling, really lovely, a great sport and his DP was in the balcony.

Not sure if it'll make the final edit, but he said that the folk who appeared in his bedroom stayed for a party in the kitchen afterwards (at 5am!) and they drank 5 bottles of champagne. This included Anton. So they obviously get on ok in RL.

I think Michelle's dress was a bit ill-fitting like it was missing something.

Boobs. She had her implants removed following a diagnosis of Hashimoto's Disease. According to wiki anyway.

She has quite a matronly torso without them, but that's what women of her age are supposed to look like, or at least they used to.

I do know that sex before competitive dancing is supposed to make girls dance better and men dance worse.

How long before? Asking for a friend...

Michelle has also asked for outfits to disguise her 'post two C section body' apparently.

@SchadenfreudePersonified - I think I'm actually more concerned by the idea of your dogs musing about what grade of shag a bloke might be...

fleas

Thanks - but I can ask for myself.

How long before?

Zoidberg

They learned everything they know from our cats.

The cats are arseholes . . . .

@PolkadotsAndMoonbeams I was thinking more of the pelvic "flicks" (or whatever the correct term is) he was doing in the cha cha in week 5 not that I've been over thinking this no sirree not at all

@SchadenfreudePersonified tis in the nature of cats.

SchadenfreudePersonified

I like Michelle a lot, but she is American and people would rather vote for a gurning Geordie who can't dance than a talented forriner. Which is their prerogative. SCD is just as much a popularity contest as a dance contest.

I loved Chris’s “I had spots as a teenager” sob story. 100% a piss take.

I don’t agree that being American is against Michelle. It’s more that she comes across (to me at least) as a bit cold and hard. But I do agree it’s a popularity contest more than a dance contest so she might struggle in the final if it’s all about the public vote.

Theromanempire AJ could be a new pro winner too #claudiawuzrobbed

To those of you getting hot under the collar about Kelvin aren’t we over those hips yet? They are just hips after all I keep remembering what Soup said a couple of weeks ago about him being a dead ringer for Wallace, “have we got any cheese, Gromit?”

Today 17:41 TheMarzipanDildo
I loved Chris’s “I had spots as a teenager” sob story. 100% a piss take.

Nah, he meant it. I bet he’ll try and pretend it was a piss-take though, the minute someone publicly ribs him about it.

I'm not sure if Chris sob story was a piss take or not, but either was it seemed genuine and he didn't over egg it, so that's good enough for me.