Thanks for the explanation about the strap. Aaaah Tess must literally scour the land for asymmetrical dresses and jumpsuits. Her poor Beleaguered stylist!
OK controversial opinion here: but I have come to the conclusion that Bruno is indespensible. Motsi is a MESS. Shirley is technically knowledgeable but a bit of a cowbag, and Craig, whilst intelligent, marks you down for breathing.
Bruno always does very well in Blackpool. He stands up at the end and does the whole Ringmaster thing and you know what? It's needed.
He does it at other theme weeks too - he stands up and says it was the best week ever and wasn't everyone amazing and wasn't the standard so high and weren't the costumes fantastic and everyone behind the scenes worked so hard and the audience roars!
He used to me a mess, but now he's becoming someone I increasingly listen to. And god, that whole "one banana, two banana...." thing to Mike last week was AMAZING.