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Cambridge + a map + no common sense= The Apprentices bringing Cambridge's IQ down by 1000

142 replies

dillite · 30/10/2019 20:05

I am full of rage so I am ready to let it all out watching these idiots buying random shite.

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SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 20:43

Found you!

The question tonight is are any of them going to know what anything is?

dillite · 30/10/2019 20:48

Of course not. Half of them won't even know how to pronounce most of the stuff.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 30/10/2019 20:58

I watched a clip of them trying to work out when WW2 started...no fucking idea!

Janaih · 30/10/2019 21:00

this is going to be good. I have my cushion ready to hide behind for the cringey moments!

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:01

Let the fury begin!

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highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:03

Bring on The Muppet Show!

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:03

'I don't know if it's my task yet'.

Man he gives me RAAAAAAGE!

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:04

Stfu Lottie

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:04

Lottie's been shot down once again and she's not happy.

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highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:05

On a school trip? So that was a recent visit then?

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:06

Lottie's been shot down once again
That's cos she's a twat

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:06

Rigger Jigger sounds like a stripper's name.

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dillite · 30/10/2019 21:06

How hasn't Karren thumped them? How do they not know when WW2 was? HOW?

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SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:07

Not every university uses mortar boards, Lottie...

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:07

Claude's face 😂

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:07

higheels seeing that he's only about 12, it was quite a recent trip for him.

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EggysMom · 30/10/2019 21:08

I had an idea what a snaffle is. Then I googled. I was right.

ChippingInLovesAutumnLeaves · 30/10/2019 21:09

I’m here! Sorry, I missed you previous weeeks, bloody work!

Unfortunately I’m a few minutes behind!

Hope everyone’s ok not 🍰🥦🥑🍿🍬🍫🥨🍒🍹🍾🥂🍺🍻🍹🥤🍷do help yourselves

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:09

Snaffle looks like a cock ring- you know the one that goes over the dick and the balls?

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SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:09

Are they allowed to use Google? Because I think even this lot would be able to do that, so presumably that’s off-limits.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 30/10/2019 21:10

Mor-tar board....

ChippingInLovesAutumnLeaves · 30/10/2019 21:10

Jesus fucking Christ.

Are they really THIS thick.

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:10

Okay, I haven't a clue what a rigger jigger is.

ChippingInLovesAutumnLeaves · 30/10/2019 21:11

@SmilingButClueless yes off limits

AutumnCrow · 30/10/2019 21:11

Oh.my.fucking.god

They are so stupid

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