Cambridge + a map + no common sense= The Apprentices bringing Cambridge's IQ down by 1000

[dillite]

I am full of rage so I am ready to let it all out watching these idiots buying random shite.

I seem to recall it needing be an anatomically correct skeleton; but on the other hand I don't care.

For me, it has to be Ryan-Mark. But I've had a hatred for him since it started.

The Ryan who isn’t Ryan-Mark as at least Ryan-Mark is mildly entertaining

Who does everyone want to go?

All of them!

Isn't he Rihiyonnn or something?

Someone punch him in the face

Ryan-Mark is a twat. He has no idea.

That’s the closest that Lord Sugar could get under BBC rules to calling Ryan-Mark an actual cock

And he does fuck all

Ryan-Mark is going to talk himself into getting fired. FINGERS CROSSED!

I want to punch Lottie in the face

@SmilingButClueless

Both boys?!

Weathercock. Uttercock

Slippery. Perfect descriptor.

Ryan Mark looks like he is going to cry here

The wrong Ryan got fired.

Will he make Ryan-Mark be project lead next week!

Everyone's reactions are so telling about how they feel for the Wax Figure Michael Mackintire.

Lottie running to Ryan-Mark - I could clatter them both with the same quant

My god. If ever there was a moment for one bullet, two shots, it was the Ryan-Mark/Lottie hug

@YoureAllABunchOfBastards
bows down

I want Ryan-Mark and Lottie to be on the same small team

I hope Ryan-Mark spews his ring on the roller coaster. Will he be allowed on without his mummy?

Next week looks interesting. Bet rollercoasters are something else Lottie disapproves of.