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Cambridge + a map + no common sense= The Apprentices bringing Cambridge's IQ down by 1000

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dillite · 30/10/2019 20:05

I am full of rage so I am ready to let it all out watching these idiots buying random shite.

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EggysMom · 30/10/2019 21:38

By a 'bushel of apples' was Surallan expecting the quantity of apples or a physical bushel containing apples?

Skinnychip · 30/10/2019 21:39

Oh ffs i can't believe between 6 of them they didnt know when ww2 started or what a mortar board is!! REALLY??
These are meant to be intelligent people although its blantantly obvious most if them aren't

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:40

By a 'bushel of apples' was Surallan expecting the quantity of apples or a physical bushel containing apples?
Exactly this!! It's open to interpretation.

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:40

Not one of them went to uni?

ChippingInLovesAutumnLeaves · 30/10/2019 21:41

Why Argue before they’ve lost?

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:41

I don't know what a mortar board is. I never went to my graduation Blush

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highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:42

Should have bought the book straightaway and not wasted time on the book you found immediately

SayrraT · 30/10/2019 21:42

Surely a mortar board is also the builders mortar board so if they'd got that it wouldn't have been wrong!

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:43

Smashed it

Skinnychip · 30/10/2019 21:43

I know. He's accepted flexibility of description before, but I remember he didn't accept the paper skeleton despite not saying it had to be a bone skeleton ...

I mentioned the skeleton and i thought Suralan was especially mean about it, i think he was miffed because he hadn't anticipated them thinking outside the box.

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:43

They lucked out massively- all thanks to Thomas' punting pole

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highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:44

So were they penalised for the bushel box in the end?

EggysMom · 30/10/2019 21:44

Why were the losing team penalised so much when they only missed the snaffle and the Toad?

SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:44

Lottie’s escaped again.

ChippingInLovesAutumnLeaves · 30/10/2019 21:45

🤣😂🤣😂 he still doesnt get it about the pole🤣😂

EggysMom · 30/10/2019 21:45

So were they penalised for the bushel box in the end?

I don't think so. Both sides purchased a bushel (quantity) of apples but neither had the bushel container, so it was neutral.

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:45

Because they spent so much more! The pole was the killer.

SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:46

They won’t even let them loose on actual water 😂

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:47

Ooooh, I wonder if Waxwork-Michael will end up in the boardroom today

SouthWestmom · 30/10/2019 21:47

The losing team seems to be made up of Wednesday Addams and Jennifer Lopez.

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:48

They won’t even let them loose on actual water 😂

That's because no insurance would cover those imbeciles out on the open waters

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SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:49

How did they get a £250 fine for something that costs about £35?

ChippingInLovesAutumnLeaves · 30/10/2019 21:50

Someone needs to tell the blonde that her red lipstick is horrible

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:51

Who does everyone want to go?!

dillite · 30/10/2019 21:51

Ryan-Mark is such a bitchy queen

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