Cambridge + a map + no common sense= The Apprentices bringing Cambridge's IQ down by 1000

[dillite]

I am full of rage so I am ready to let it all out watching these idiots buying random shite.

Okay. It was worth R-M staying to see him weep on a rollercoaster next week.

Design a rollercoaster in a couple of days though?
I imagine they would normally take months to develop.
At least todays task was actually doable in the timescale

I wouldn't touch any of them with a quant bargepole.

There doesn't seem to be a collective noun for twits, perhaps we should invent one.

My god. If ever there was a moment for one bullet, two shots, it was the Ryan-Mark/Lottie hug

&

Lottie running to Ryan-Mark - I could clatter them both with the same quant

You guys make it all worthwhile xx

I miss Dara 😢

I tolerated what’s his face

BUT I can cant stand this twerp.

highheels great minds, obvs.

According to a very reliable source (aka Google) the correct collective noun would be a thicket of idiots.

chipping I hate this twerp too. He ruins the show for me. Also, the fired contestants get less than 5 minutes on the show now when it should be all about them.

@Skinnychip it’s probably like the simulator they used to (may still, for all I know) have at Disneyland Paris where you basically plugged in bits of track and then the simulator did ‘your’ rollercoaster design. Presumably various algorithms were used to make sure you couldn’t do something completely ridiculous.

@dillite. Yes he totally ruins it for me!

@smilingbutclueless - I didn’t see that when we were there, wish I had, I’d live to do that!

www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/the-apprentice-lottie-lion-lewis-ellis-contestants-a4275236.html

Oh my. Lottie, your reply tweet doesn't do you any favours either.

She's not wrong though...

I always assume that all of those houses that are filled with horny youngsters are full of orgies and endless shagging.

I'm not sure all of them are shaggable

I'm surprised that Ryan-Mark got away with it. All three were fireable, Jemmelin more for this task than being universally hopeless. I liked Riyon, but there's not a lot there to keep him in. Thomas has his poor record but has some clear skills to keep him in which were plainly useful for this week.

Definitely less content about the show in You're Fired. I miss "The One Who Got Away"

You're fired should really be renamed as The Tom Allen show (and some fired apprentice for 5 minutes).

I always assume that all of those houses that are filled with horny youngsters are full of orgies and endless shagging.

I've always thought this too, I'm sure someone's said a lot of them do end up shagging. I sometimes wonder if that's why there's so much tension between some of the contestants..