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Cambridge + a map + no common sense= The Apprentices bringing Cambridge's IQ down by 1000

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dillite · 30/10/2019 20:05

I am full of rage so I am ready to let it all out watching these idiots buying random shite.

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highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:12

Please fall in chicken shit Lottie

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dillite · 30/10/2019 21:12

Bush-ell of apples

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highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:13

Why the excessive pronunciation?!

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:13

Haha! I like her. 'good luck with that'

SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:15

No-one else has a mortar board. In a university town. Really?

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:16

Not for a fiver.

ChippingInLovesAutumnLeaves · 30/10/2019 21:16

After she said £2 for a dozen, was waiting for him to say ‘yes but how many for 12’

SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:17

They’ve just gone to one of the most expensive bookshops in Oxford. Sure a charity shop would have had something.

xraytangocharlie · 30/10/2019 21:17

Good grief.

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:17

So was I!

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dillite · 30/10/2019 21:18

Why do they keep pronouncing words as if they have never spoken them before?

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dillite · 30/10/2019 21:19

Apparently this is a rigger jigger

Cambridge + a map + no common sense= The Apprentices bringing Cambridge's IQ down by 1000
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Lonelykettleshed · 30/10/2019 21:19

They can't be that daft surely.

covetingthepreciousthings · 30/10/2019 21:20

I always wonder why they don't go to Charity Shops for these kind of tasks too.

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:20

So it's a spanner?

fourquenelles · 30/10/2019 21:20

Walk into a library with all the computer resources to look things up, ask questions of one (not very with it) person and walk out again.

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:21

Er, that's not the brief? Right?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 30/10/2019 21:21

That book will finish them...

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:22

I did a scavenger hunt around Cambridge on a hen do. We decided to go to charity shops. They're all miles out of the city centre and took loads of our time walking there.

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dillite · 30/10/2019 21:22

WHAT??? He said £10 to replace it and she haggled upwards?

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 30/10/2019 21:22

Watching with a dodgy signal so keep losing bits.

EggysMom · 30/10/2019 21:22

So it would cost him £10 to replace the rigger-jigger, and Lottie offers £12? I don't get that?

SmilingButClueless · 30/10/2019 21:23

As harsh as possible would have been knocking him down, not up!

Janaih · 30/10/2019 21:23

love the library worker Grin

actual idiots they are

highheelsandwitcheshats · 30/10/2019 21:23

She is a shite team leader.

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