Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Yaz is really going with the emotions angle, isn't she? Looks like she's done her research into what's needed here.

Yes, Romaine. They need to rename this round. No one ever does their favourite dish.

Why do the recipes have to be inspired by a family member? When I throw egg and chips at my family I don't reminisce about my granny

Someone's going to say ´me on a plate' any minute.

Slightly sour apple and trout works tbf but isn't passion fruit really sweet??

Coley? My mum used to feed that to my dog. Isn't it grim?

Recognition 😂😂😂😂

Lotta fish this round.

FUCK OFF GREGG. Argh. He's so IRRITATING.

Fffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk ooooooffffff Gggggrrrrreeeeggggg you utter twat

The first fondant spud if the series!

I independently thought Speedy Joe as well Grouchy.

So that's it for him.

Who's betting the cocky one is first out

Shut up speaking cock.

More fish!

@ProperVexed hmm I’d do “poached chicken served with boiled rice” and say “it’s in honour of my dead dog - he used to eat it when unwell sympathy points

Passion fruit is sharp but I’m not convinced about fish and fruit.

Freddie is a bit of a git, isn’t he?

Speaking Cock!

Holy crap, Dead-eyed Craig. A dish you've cooked before!

Haha extremely excited.

Dead eyes

Dead eyed Craig says his dish is calculated. He's talking like a serial killer. I'm scared.

“And if anyone says her cooking isn’t the best - I deck them” ... scary Chef

Mooore fish!

Completely agree ProperVexed. It's like "Today Gregg I'm cooking Findus Crispy Pancakes and Supermousse inspired by Saturday mornings watching Swap Shop with my gran."

P Vexed, you'll be right at home here.

I appreciate that one of the women has her hair tied up properly.
Not keen on any of the dishes yet.

Not sure about the spanish girls dish.