Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Is Craig this year's Chucky?

@Flouncysinatra Good point. I make that exact dish myself.

Yes - Freddy is something of an arse.

And Craig - who the hell makes tarragon emulsion? Is that not a paint colour? But as long as Mrs DeadEye likes it . . .

Pleasant!? Pleasant is what I get at the local tea shop.
I really want this woman to go through.

Oooh meat. Thank god. I like dish but!!!!

Pidgin

Awww, Comedy Moustache, what a goofball you are.

Oh!

Little Girl brought into the fray - this is getting serious . . .

I bet he's a mime in his spare time.

Why is Gregg bellowing at them?!

Grouchy

Is that a sample of piss Edinbugger poured into that pan there?

Yea mr French. What Monica said. Textures. We have teef like (sorry to any who don't!!)

And the first sous-vide lamination

Was Raquel stroppy then.. ooooh,

Freddie looks like he'll throw a tantrum if they don't like his food.

The nasturtium wagon's made the rounds again, I see.

Ah nasturtium leaves. How I've missed you. My 7-year-old added them to her salad today. She'll be on this show in a few years.

He sounds like a Fronche Chef as interpreted by Inspector Clouseau

The nasturtium wagon's made the rounds again, I see.

Shut the fuck up Greggg

Some of us are trying to watch the telly.

I am eating a Lindt Nocciolatte bar. I highly recommend it

Oh ffs passion fruit

Runner boy's dish is so fucking random.

The passionfruity/roeness no thank you.

How can they trust people to be in the same room as Gregggg and within reach of a knife???????