Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Fuck off greg

LOL at 'al sloppi', Footle

Looks WET

Ooops Yaz.

In other news I'm planning tomorrow's dinner.
It's going to be cumin rubbed pan roast duck breast with carrots, herby potato wedges and a soy, honey and ginger sauce. Squee

Grazie Footle

My linguistic prowess is coming on leaps and bounds.

At least she's doing this the right way round - and she's telling the Story of Food.

I like it!

Am I allowed to quite fancy Marcus?

33ProperVexed SAME!

Bit behind here will have to catch up but just want to put a place marking do give over Gregg & shut up and fuck off.

Do you think he always takes everything back to his dressing room and scoffs it?

Love Monica

Cumin = Cayenne even. Dunno y phone changed it!!

Sounds good, Potter. I'm doing a sausage & bean casserole with homemade focaccia.

Propervexed - absolutely but join the queue please!

Hope her sauce is okay - I could see the pasta was solid.

So what are we calling this trio?

I'm weirdly fascinated by Joseph's ears

Passion fruit. Ffs with fish ffs

I noticed that Halsall

I'll take thirds! I know my place!

Speedy Joe?

I HATE leeks. I can eat the odd bit in a stew/casserole but that's WAY too much.

Oh - don't name them yet. We'll just get fond of them and then they'll live.

I couldn't see a difference between the BBQ'd and burnt leeks.

I'm failing to see the difference between her bbq leeks and burnt leeks. They both look burnt

I'm struggling to see how your 'signature dish' can be something that you 'haven't really explored before'.

Impressed the way Speedy Joe took that fish skin off.

Only if you can run faster than Squoosh, Vexed.
I almost forgot! Missed Marcus's dish. Any utter duffers?