Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Caribbean/Scottish? McIrie

Will you take two more *Potter8?

One is inflicting himself on my laptop, and the other fat ginger bugger is squalling to get out and play with the fireworks which are still bloody going off.

Halsall I fear that there's a plaintain, tropical fruit and haggis signature dish coming up...

Shut up Greggggg you'd not know a mousseline if it but your arse.

That wasn't too bad. Good stuff, Killian.

@SchadenfreudePersonified obligatory pics?? And yesssss

Now this is a nice neat Tudor-type beard.

Romaine, yes, Dh and I were fearing Jerk Haggis.....

There's a LOT of fat on that meat.

Fish 😩

I will have to get some at a later date as I don't have any on this machine.

However - they are litter brothers, 7 years old, both are arseholes, one is fat, light ginger, and long haired, t'other is lean, rich dark marmalade and sleek.

Did I mention that they are arseholes?

That sounds nice Olivia

Gregg's face when he's looking at Olivia .

@SchadenfreudePersonified aren't they all? My three are!!

I wish he hadn't said salivate.

There is a lot of fat. I like that. I rarely eat meat, but I do like fatty flesh.

Gosh, turbot IS expensive. Just googled and one fishmonger has it for almost £33 per kilo

There's a lot of fish in this series

Does everyone hate Gregg on this thread? That's so funny. My boyfriend loves him.

Watch that mandolin Olivia.

I've had a mandoline=related injury and it hurt like hell and bled like buggery!

I do like turbot.

It's his personality on a plate ( with teeth)

"Personality on a plate" is a phrase that should be banned.

Spoony Fucker is very confident.

Him on a plate. I knew it.

@ILikePaperHats LTB!!!

I think it's in the job description Potter

The one I was trying to post to you is now being charming.

Still an arsehole.