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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Wolfcub · 06/11/2019 20:42

Schaden I also had a mandolin related injury. I went straight to A&E the mandolin went straight in the bin

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:42

It's lamb day.

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:43

Fussy dish for Curley

ILikePaperHats · 06/11/2019 20:43

@PotterHead1985 Grin I should, shouldn't I? Though he hates John The Toad (Torode) which is in his favour

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:43

My mandoline has a safety guard but it still scares me

ProperVexed · 06/11/2019 20:43

Thinking about what my personality on a plate would look like.....wrinkled prunes, sour cherries and a fatty, unrendered slab of pork.

buttonup26 · 06/11/2019 20:44

Foraging in the forest Shock

Halsall · 06/11/2019 20:44

Maybe one of his foraged mushrooms will be poisonous and eaten by Greggggggg?

ProperVexed · 06/11/2019 20:45

potter Well done for a LTB on a cooking thread!

Footle · 06/11/2019 20:45

PV, say not so

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:45

@ProperVexed

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:45

Ooh Killian's lamb is still bleating

fourquenelles · 06/11/2019 20:45

Speaking Cock at it again. Surely it's cheaper to get a big analogue clock for the wall?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:45

I kept insisting I would be all right Wolf

I wasn't.

A+E nurse said they get loads of us incompetent mandoline injuries in. I managed to take the top diagonally off my finger, but it was far from the worst injury she had ever seen. She told me some stomach-turning tales.

I soaked an entire towel with my life's blood.

jay55 · 06/11/2019 20:46

I thought it was a parcel of baked beans when he opened that.

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:46

Ooh did he kill Greggg?

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2019 20:46

Not sure that people coughing is what you want from your food.

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Footle · 06/11/2019 20:46

Why has that man got twice the usual number of teeth?

Halsall · 06/11/2019 20:47

Greggggggg's 'My Old Man's a Dustman' act really is getting old now

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2019 20:47

He used to be a rabbit Footle.

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TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:47

Spoony may have dodged a bullet

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:47

My mandoline has a safety guard

So has mine . . .

Speaking Cock at it again. Surely it's cheaper to get a big analogue clock for the wall?

More decorative as well.

jay55 · 06/11/2019 20:48

Ffs we can all do a roast, this is fucking masterchef

UrsulaPandress · 06/11/2019 20:48

I want a mandoline. But I am quite accident prone.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:48

Maybe a little too much Scotch Bonnet pepper or summat?