Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Schaden I also had a mandolin related injury. I went straight to A&E the mandolin went straight in the bin

It's lamb day.

Fussy dish for Curley

@PotterHead1985 I should, shouldn't I? Though he hates John The Toad (Torode) which is in his favour

My mandoline has a safety guard but it still scares me

Thinking about what my personality on a plate would look like.....wrinkled prunes, sour cherries and a fatty, unrendered slab of pork.

Foraging in the forest

Maybe one of his foraged mushrooms will be poisonous and eaten by Greggggggg?

potter Well done for a LTB on a cooking thread!

PV, say not so

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Ooh Killian's lamb is still bleating

Speaking Cock at it again. Surely it's cheaper to get a big analogue clock for the wall?

I kept insisting I would be all right Wolf

I wasn't.

A+E nurse said they get loads of us incompetent mandoline injuries in. I managed to take the top diagonally off my finger, but it was far from the worst injury she had ever seen. She told me some stomach-turning tales.

I soaked an entire towel with my life's blood.

I thought it was a parcel of baked beans when he opened that.

Ooh did he kill Greggg?

Not sure that people coughing is what you want from your food.

Why has that man got twice the usual number of teeth?

Greggggggg's 'My Old Man's a Dustman' act really is getting old now

He used to be a rabbit Footle.

Spoony may have dodged a bullet

My mandoline has a safety guard

So has mine . . .

Speaking Cock at it again. Surely it's cheaper to get a big analogue clock for the wall?

More decorative as well.

Ffs we can all do a roast, this is fucking masterchef

I want a mandoline. But I am quite accident prone.

Maybe a little too much Scotch Bonnet pepper or summat?