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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:27

The egg. Monica's expression.

squashyhat · 06/11/2019 20:27

Taxi!

Wolfcub · 06/11/2019 20:27

Why do they come on this if they can’t cook

Halsall · 06/11/2019 20:28

Ohhhhhhhhh deaaaaaaarrrrrrr

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:28

Oh god Shock

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:28
buttonup26 · 06/11/2019 20:28

A head chef should be able to do all sections of the kitchen .....

Wolfcub · 06/11/2019 20:28

I want to vomi

GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2019 20:28

Aww. Foster mum.

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TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:28

Oh dear

Halsall · 06/11/2019 20:28

'Challenges' Hmm

Footle · 06/11/2019 20:28

Quite , Wolfcub

Flouncysinatra · 06/11/2019 20:29

Omg ... foster mum!! He wins the backstory competition hands down

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:29

This beard is a sad apology for the members of our Tudor court.

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:29

I'm a cat comforter for 28 cats taken from a hoarders house atm in my local shelter so one more is cool.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:30

Never been around pastry much . . .

fourquenelles · 06/11/2019 20:30

Missed this as stupid dog did his I want a pee dance whilst farting at the same time,

I assume he ballsed it up.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:31

Please keep the camera off Greggg.

I've just eaten.

buttonup26 · 06/11/2019 20:31

This chap might have a better idea

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:31

I can hardly hear Greg due to the snoring from this Grin

Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON
ilovesooty · 06/11/2019 20:31

This one isn't short on confidence.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:31

I'm still watching his humiliation four what with my daft behind-the-rest-of-the-world telly.

Wolfcub · 06/11/2019 20:31

This looks more promising

Wolfcub · 06/11/2019 20:32

Spoke too soon

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:32

@TheDogsMother that's a GOOD thing!