Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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Greg will be scoffing the puddings in a minute

Bet Greg likes her..

This lass is like the lad yesterday, looks ten years younger than she is.

I think she considers him beyond contempt Dog'sMother.

She will be grateful when Basilisk, TonTon and I take him out.

She doesn't look old enough to have been a chef for 6 years.

This looks nice (I'm still on Monica's example)

This lass knows what she's doing

That's soggy as all hell

Oh dear

I

Spoke too soon!

Oh, what a shame. She knew her stuff

Having trouble typing as Fucking Cat is sprawled on my knee lashing out with is claws.

Only Gregg could get his cakehole round that

Of course it is you fat greedy fuck. Piss off!!

Well she knew what she'd done wrong.

Now the bugger is smashing his skull off everything.

Sometimes I hate this fucking cat.

A minor setback for Olivia I think. Greg would be happy with a bowl of sugar so I don't take his pudding critique too seriously

Haha at this chef trying to look staunch.

He sounds like Anton du fucking Beke.

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Ooo hes nice.

Ouch. This will be... interesting!

I'd still eat it.

Shoot Michael. He said "wow factor"

This gets worse