Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Ooops

Marcus is so kind.

He was trying to get CurlyBoy to explain what he was doing to calm him down. Very Zen.

See how he does in his signature.

Seriously can none of these people make an omlette

Oops ....

Oh god.

Crabmeat Andy

I've seen better omelettes on Saturday Kitchen

Lads. I want none of these three to cook for me if they can I make an omelette. Almost as much as murder chef from yesterday!!!

I do commend Marcus for choosing a test that looks like vomit.

That was ... not good. Poor Andy.

I don't fancy any of this lot

Jesus!

He's massacred that crab claw!

@jay55 Mammy says thanks for the mental image 🤮

Bloody hell they're really cocking this up aren't they?

Nice put-down from Mon there 👏

Hell's bells -that looks AWFUL!

I hope Curly Boy can see this. It will cheer him up no end.

Fuck off and shut up Gregggg, you irritating sod

I can't eat that. Too much dairy. I also don't like crem pat

Do you reckon Monica hates Greg ? She's withering in her responses

A “creme pat”??

She's imagining hurting him whilst whisking the shit out of that

Shut up Greggg

Just back in, have I missed much?

That looks delicious, Monica. Come make it for me.