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Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2019 18:41

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:12

He has a generous mouthful of teeth, doesn't he?

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:12

Scrambled hollandaise. Lovely.

jay55 · 06/11/2019 20:12

Do fuck off gregggg.

I'm certain gregggg is curdling the sauce by being in the room.

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:12

An eggy nightmare for Neil

Wolfcub · 06/11/2019 20:12

Oh dear meltdown

Flouncysinatra · 06/11/2019 20:13

Ffs I’ve watched Saturday kitchen - an omelette should take 20 seconds Grin

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:13

He is about to cry.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:13

Like how Marcus and Monica have a smear on the tip of a teaspoon, and the Gurning Grocer shovels a heaped tablespoonful into his gob.

ProperVexed · 06/11/2019 20:13

Spooned Fucker's fucked.

ilovesooty · 06/11/2019 20:13

He's gone to pieces.

ILikePaperHats · 06/11/2019 20:13

Spoony fucker and Hellondaise Man

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2019 20:13

Poor kid. Wonder if he's heard of the omelette before.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:14

I rather liked his corrugated circle of sauce. That impressed me no end.

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:14

That looks...... boak

TheDogsMother · 06/11/2019 20:14

ILikePaperhats HellondaiseGrin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:14

Oh poor thing!

I hate to see a chef cry.

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:15

I have wine. That the gods. Wine

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2019 20:15

Hellondaise is golden. Grin

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Footle · 06/11/2019 20:15

Hellonfaise, yes!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:15

FUCK OFF GREGGGG YOU PATRONISING WANKER!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/11/2019 20:15

Oh dear . . . . .

Footle · 06/11/2019 20:15

Damn phone

PotterHead1985 · 06/11/2019 20:16

What's with the narration this series?!!?

ILikePaperHats · 06/11/2019 20:16

Hellondaise Boy that should have said. He looks like my son

jay55 · 06/11/2019 20:16

Invoking the children card early.