Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

[GrouchyKiwi]

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Oooh. Teeth.

Your description definitely narrows it down mrshadders.

Bad start. Can't get into the claw!!

Why is he narrating himself

Nice bloke apparently. My DH is out tonight and he definitely knows how to make this omelette!

Oh Christ “whisk-ey” will be be putting on the plate-y afterwards

I know @GrouchyKiwi I'm disappointed in myself but optimistic

Narration=audition for Sunday brunch

Euuuwwww

Spoon fetish. Don't want to know about your tattoo. This chef is CREEPY.

Oh great Spoon-arse

Scrambled crab

Spoon boy is cooking the crab

Don't ask the friggin speaking cock to tell time please 🙏

Was it David Tennant Mrshadders?

Overcooked. No thanks. You can keep your spoon-arse whiskey man

@SchadenfreudePersonified no

Propervexed. Excellent. He is now spoon boy

Camera tracking from Gregg yo Narrator. I had to look away

That went better than expected from Spoony Fucker. Possibly literally.

I've got a load of Arnold Bennet books somewhere - fancy re-reading "Anna of the Five Towns" now.

20!!

Spooney Fucker is an excellent name. I hope he stays in just so we can use it again.

A good reading project for winter, Schaden