Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Ugh, the dog has drooled all over my laptop. Please excuse any weird spelling for the next few minutes.

My wine glass is EMPTY. The dog is on my lap. Help!!

Ohhhh GrouchyPup you look beautiful

I thought evap/condensed milk was a common thing in the antipodes (I'll get my coat)

And we are off

Evening

Ooh crab. I like.

Evening.
Fish and cheese

Blood eggs

It is four but not in sandwiches.

This omelette sounds delicious.

'They've got to know how to make a hollandaise'!! Hahahahahahahahaha

Loved Monica’s little negative noise then

DCat doing happy paws on my lap.

My DH worked with Marcus at the Savoy

Oh thank Gawd!

I was on the wrong channel!

I tight this was on one, and ended up with some shite about Brexit.

Oh shut up Gregggggg !

Evening all.

Fish omelette.

I couldn't remember which channel either. I was hopping back and forth like a mad one

Look at the size of that fucker! Like the ones caught behind the sewage outlet grates at Shoeburyness,

I know it's Sean Pertwee that does the voiceover but please tell me who he sounds like? DH has no idea who I'm talking about because all I remember is he was in a show and wasn't a nice guy and I think he has sex with someone! I hope someone knows who I'm talking about it's driving me mad!

Oooh button! An inside line! What's he like?

ThAt looks lush

Cool buttonup!

That looks fabulous. The omelette I mean, not Christian

Crab omelette?

expecting the chefs to make a decent hollandaise is optimistic.

But I admired the way the Baldy Wanker said it as though he knew what he was talking about.