Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

[GrouchyKiwi]

The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Confit - was that on the bingo board?

Me too namechanger. I do really like Marcus but I miss Monsieur Roux Jnr.

Me too thisnamechanger. There's a Disney show called First Class Chefs where he mentors & judges teams of children who cook that my children watch so I get my fix then.

Bones left in fish. Shocking.

Killer Craig trying to do them in with bones

Oh well done, Comedy Tache!

That green sauce looks impressive.

Greggg!

FFS - cool it down - you sound like you're going to try to shag him!

A little something Yaz unearthed from the beach while out with her Dad and Nan...

He left the bones in there on purpose. He's a killer.
Lowering the tone, did anyone hear Gregg saying "Monica got two mouthfuls of bone"

The shitload of crumb she tossed over the top of that dish really ruined the look of it for me. But am glad they liked it; we need at least one wumman through.

DeadEye craig has a face like a collapsed lung.

So yaz and frenchy are staying. Who else?

I'm probably even older, PV.

Ah Freddy

Yaz, Frenchy, Freddie and probably Craig.

DangerGregg...

Greggg is a patronising twat.

Schoolboy error.

My homework was always full of bones, too.

@GrouchyKiwi only three staying.

Ah, only keeping three? Trying to murder them with bones has probably done for Dead-eyed Craig.

@RomaineCalm thanks. Perfect!

Romaine, nice one.

Is French guy really French? His accent keeps disappearing

Yaz, Comedy Tache, Boy Freddy, . . .

Yay. No fear of death by poisoning or stabbing so.

Have a care Marcus - he knows where you live.