Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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I must be a total Philistines but red wine sauce and fish??

Sounds absolutely like my kind of thing, Wolfcub.

Controversy over the passionfish. Speedy Joe in danger.

Joseph's looks awful

Schaden maybe they are hoping one day some angry wee chef will do womankind a favour

Oh ffs Monica - don't feed his ego.

The mackerel doesn't look cooked?

Taxi for Raquel, I feel

Could we get a mix tape of Sean Pertwee describing the dishes? It's like someone brushing my hair. Purrrrrrrr.
Well, posho Freddie did well, I'm unsure about Raquel now.

We can only dream Wolfie

Wolfcub , i shall not rest till I have acquired that Nocciolatte.

Oh fuck. Gregg is growling. Twat.

That looks like Xmas mincemeat on top of that fish - looks yuk to me.

Yay she missed whole point of cooking

I want your chocolate Wolf

Ok. Possibly mr frenchy

That mackerel looks terrifying.
Like Damien Hirst cooked your lunch

I miss Sexpot Roux Jr so much

Comedy tach! Well well.

Mime did surprisingly well.

FUCK OFF GREGGG YOU WANKER!

That looks....bland.

Roux? Who ( allegedly) pocketed his staff's tips?

Bones. Fuck no

And Gregg's new glasses make him look like Penfold fro the Dangermouse cartoons ( I'm old)

@Footle yup. Put me right off him