Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Sometimes they way they look at Greggg . . . . you wonder how he's survived this long

Marcus was brave, sacking the serial killer. I luff him more now.

Oh fuck, how have I missed this?! I’ll have to watch on catch up then come back to you all!

So next up tomorrow at 8pm.

Six more folks

I need to get out more....this is the most fun I've had in ages. Thank you all.

Good choice Marcus.

Some of the food tomorrow looks lovely. Till then!

Wise choice Romaine

You can have a luxury holiday anytime.

Lovely to have your company Vexed

See you tomorrow, all.

I've just got home so will catch up with events and hope to join you all later!

Schadenfiendeunmortified - Just for you- Oh do bugger off Gregg and indeed Fuck off Gregg - - not entertaining - not nice (but as my Ds said - they won't change anything if it des not need to be fixed ) I suspect there are enough who like Gregg so they won't change it. I think he detracts from the programme & I do - he does not contribute in any good way - but - they have decided to keep him. He does not have a decent thing to say ( IMHO) but there you go - TV thinks he is OK & they won't change anything if it is hard to do so - I think he spoils the programme , but then I am not part of the production team I think he is the weakest presenter & I wish they could find some one better - but hey ho

I do so love the skills tests. They could have nothing but that and I would be very happy.

I agree Basilisk - every gurn, every grin, every patronising word, every forkful of food shoved into his greedy maw, detracts from the programme.

I don't know who I would replace him with - possibly Bungle from Rainbow (couldn't do any worse!), but they need someone who doesn't set people's teeth on edge.

Even Marcus and Monica are on their last nerve with him more often than not.

I like Gregg....

You need help Bertrand, you just can't see it.

Just found the thread. Hi again everyone !

Are we all up to speed on poaching guinea fowl now ? I was v happy yesterday evening to have an evening of MC then Rick Stein.

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You are my people! I only come on this thread once a year to say how much I detest Greg (although I enjoy reading it).

My hatred of him is so extreme that, rather disturbingly, if I was ever in the highly unlikely scenario where I was forced to kill someone, if that person was GW I would do it in a heartbeat. It is a bit irrational I know .

He seems to be on every other bloody BBC programme, I just can't believe that many people like him! I have to watch this half an hour behind the live broadcast so I can fast forward the bits when he opens his loud graceless yobbish mouth.

(and breathe...)

TonTon

If you ever give in to your impulse, I swear by all that is holy that my shovel and patio are at your disposal.

Day or night - you just need to call (I will hear your joyful and triumphant howl even from another hemisphere is necessary, and rush to your aid.).

I would be very surprised if Basilisk isn't equally supportive. I believe she has some heavy duty bin bags and a roll of duct tape.

All we need now is someone with a van . . .

Ha ha - have shovel - will travel - bin bags anyone? Patio? garden which could be dug up ? ? Have heavy duty tape - prepared to get a train - deep canal ?

I love the thought of Bungle from Rainbow - that has made me laugh @SchadenfreudePersonified

@TonTonMacoute -

Oh i think he just spoils the programme but I suspect BBC say if it isn't broken don't fix it.

Well whilst we are speaking about this I suspect Gregg is in his dressing room scoffing the remains of all "plates of food"

Ha ha ha - thanks everyone

@schadenfreudepersonified - Just quickly - could we hire a van under a false name - just a thought

Excellent, all agreed then! This will warm my cockles while watching this evening's episode

Just caught up with yesterday and you lot were uncannily accurate in your descriptions of the candidates/victims.

Have made an apple crumble and found a tin of evaporated milk in my Brexit stores so that's me sorted for tonight.

Good idea, Basilisk!

What about "John Torode"?

I love evaporated milk four