Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

I cant drive.... I'm very blessed to have 3 jobs that I can cycle to in less than 5 minutes... ♥

And a Proper Mug.

These chefs have very interesting accents.

The chefs seem to be helping lots too.

I think Vicky must have had a lot of dental work - veneers? - and that explains the mouth gymnastics.

English people not even trying to speak Spanish is so bloody embarrassing

Rice'n'chips?

SHUT UP GREGGGGGG YOU WANKKKERRRR

Traditionally served with chips, is it some sort of hangover cure or a way to use up everything in the fridge?

@Halsall my thoughts. And the chips were so pale.

What was that cave man thing?

Can we please ban Gregg from saying "meaty" ever again?

(I've been here for 13 years and I still cannot find the bloody " key when I want it.)

I'm ok thanks Shirley, bit sore from the radiation today, I'm dripping in moisturizer I've put that much on

I always think that about the heat Halsall, remember the year they had to cook on a train in Egypt I think it was, thought poor Christine Hamilton was going to pass out, also think she should have won that year.

ellen

I really want to try that cheese. I love goats cheese and haloumi, where can I buy it?

Here we go. A little bit of nothing on a big white plate.

ellena

ellen yes! And someone a couple of years ago had to give up in one of the final rounds because she was so overcome by the heat, do you remember?

(Sorry you're feeling sore, hope it gets better soon)

Ah @ellenanora5 sorry to hear that, you’re such a trooper. Hope you feel better soon (as always) Also I too am dripping in moisturiser in a bid to head off stretch marks, I’m slippery like a dolphin atm

Vicky annoys the heck out of me. She doesn't shut up and I've never seen anyone gurn as much as her. It's really weird, almost as if she doesn't know she's doing it and has no control over it - like an affliction

I do like the cheffy brothers

I thought the Wankery Restaurants were reserved for the Professionals.

"Playful take on corn" are words to strike the fear into anyone who just wants to eat some actual food.

Christ the wankeriness of the food

Reconstructed tomato? We haven't seen enough of this sort of cheffy wankery this series.

Onion veil??

Anyone we know getting married soon? Erm, Shirley ......?

Ellen

Looks like spider legs on a bit of sweet corn