Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

That's the standard I always aim for in my cooking, Potter.

@GrouchyKiwi

I want to eat that meringue.

Would happily face plant that roulade

Cheesy chips for Vicky then (disclaimer I was at Newcastle Uni!)

There's always a point where they make sudden/surprising improvements in ability - they've hit that point today, I reckon

Jenny's dish is for her imaginary friend 😂

I've never eaten cockles. What do they taste like?

My mam says NO to John re ketchup. She hates it.

Note to self. Don't let Steph cook for me. Burns soup

I haven't had cockles either, Grouchy, but I imagine they're kind of fishy and possibly......gritty. That's based on no evidence other than that they're dug up out of sand.

💥KLAXON💥 Nan alert

I like Dillion. I want him to do well.

I missed why lobster was an ingredient that reminded Greg of his children. Unless it's the pinchy claw things because his kids are violent monsters.

@GrouchyKiwi trying to get his kids to eat seafood cos he loves it. So mushing it into pasta to trick them

I very much wish Vicky would stop her ridiculous gurning and over the top acting that makes her look anything but a grown woman.

Think Jenny and her grit are gone tbh

Ah, thanks Potter.

I think that was the right decision. Her pie didn't look good.

I have let myself down! I had no idea it was on at 7pm.

Also I was away this weekend so missed a few episodes, but have a sparkly ring on my finger to show for it

When is next one on?

Congratulations Shirley - do we all need to buy hats?!

Friday at 9 for more 'entertainment'

Congratulations Shirley!

Thanks team! Yes @Halsall, and I’ll get whoever is voted off next to carer for me ;)

I just wish Vicky would stop hugging everyone, Yotam looked very uncomfortable and I felt sorry for him.

@ShirleyPhallus ya twat 🤪

Also CONGRATUALTIONS 🍾🥂🍾
/starts looking for fascinates/

FFS autocorrect

*fascinators even!!