Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

How the hell did the police not find the weapon right outside the tram near where Paul was attacked?

Sooner Roxy sods off (not a spoiler - just a wish) the better!

It wasn't exactly hidden was it - wrapped in a white towel covered in blood, left on the newly cut grass

Perhaps it has only just been put there... Maybe specifically to add weight to the Gary lies.

I'm loving ToaDee. I always like it when he cries - he's so good at it! I really want them to work out & her to move in & kick Dipi & Shane out & they can live happily ever after. They're just so cute together!

@MonicaGB I thought the same about the wall 😂

Presumably the poison dwarf Roxy got whoever she hired to plant it there.

Just watching Tuesday with the dreadful Yashvi with Dipi. It's dreadful. Would Dipi be crowing about it in front of her younger dd and I think she wouldn't be encouraging her.

Plus booking Lassiter was weird. Wouldn't they go away from Erinsborough

Eugh and even worse with Shane

I think they were trying to show how mature she is, but they really missed it by a long shot and made her look even younger.

Just pathetic then Shane encouraging Ned to sort things out not telling her she had a lucky escape or telling her not to rush into things

So Elly is 19 weeks with a proper bump. How is she lying on her stomach comfortable enough to have a massage????

@SleepingStandingUp I'm currently 25 weeks and that bothered me so much 😂 also that she showed no sign of pregnancy prior to staying with her mum and I was bloated to hell by then!

Also you aren't meant to have certain massages so I hope Az sorted it all out!! I'm on 17 and no way could I lie on my front 😂😂

Her hair looks really cute tho, I like it

Yes I was confused that "pregnancy massage" wasn't even discussed. Her hair does look really pretty short.

I said it would turn out to be Vance, hence Roxy suddenly "remembering" she'd seen Gary do it. Not sure what he's doing at the backpackers though... It's owned by Paul, although I suppose he's probably not popping by on a daily basis. It's a bit risky though! Also, loudly talking about his crimes on the mezzanine level which everyone seems to forget isn't soundproofed from the rest of the backpackers! It baffles me every time they have people sneak off up there for a mid-afternoon "secret" shag or conversation about incriminating things... As if everyone in the vicinity can't hear them just because they've gone up a few stairs!

Surely sheila could just show (sober) gary the crowbar, and say I found this, if you know any reason I shouldn't give it to the police, tell me now?!?

And why does Harper dress like she is 50 years older!!??

Harlow, not Harper

Yeah, you're my family now, I've been here for a week

Did anyone else notice the slowmo? Mark Brennan was suddenly really sexy Mark Brennan again when walking over to Sheila in slow motion. Woo!

After 2 weeks away I've binge watched to catch up. Do I wish I hadnt bothered? Pretty much.
Yashvi coming home and telling her parents she had just banged Ned and that it was amazing 😳😳😳😮😮😮

Those two are a really stupid pairing. Mind you, this is Neighbours, written by work experience students aged 16.

OMG how cringeworthy was the Bea strip thing? the sooner they get rid of her the better.
Oh no, and now she's singing again. STOP PUSHING THIS!!!! We hate her and her stupid singing!

After I watched today's episode I heard my neighbour singing in his garden again & it hit me why I find him quite so irritating aside from the general frustration at an adult singing at the top of their voice outside. He's basically a male Mea. He does the same horrible straining thing with his voice and sings really boring Oasis songs. I can't stand them. WIBU to sneak into his house & steal his shoes & clothes as punishment?

I'm betting Clancy is the thief.

Fucking hell!?!?!?!? What was with the stupid stripping shit rubbish????

Who stands in the front room of a fucking shared house during the day, and starts taking off their clothes.?

A house shared with your AUNT AND UNCLE FFS!

Only Mea could make a ‘sexy striptease’ an opportunity to monologue about her inner pain.

We all want to say Goodbye Finn and Goodbye Bea. We just don’t want all the other bollocks. Hopefully whoever stole their clothes is folding them nicely and packing them into a large suitcase. Eventually they will just get into a taxi in their pants and we will never speak of them again.