Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

Hello 90’s Kennedy family...

Very subtle advice to Yashvi about making sure you wash your lettuce and cucumber before embarking on a sandwich-making voyage.

There's a thread on here about a so called 'French tuck' which is a ridiculous made up name for 'the Steph Scully'. I'm quite upset about it getting well known. I wanted it to stay a secret handshake to us select few who watch neighbours...
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/3650735-To-french-tuck-or-not-Help-me-decide#prettyPhoto

Was I the only one who was concerned about poor Susan's walls after Elly pressed her horrible greasy back against it. I bet Karl is going to have to repaint now.

The idea of all Yashvi's family knowing she's about to sleep with Ned is awful. Most girls would rather die than discuss it with their dad.

MonicaGB I had the same thought

And also no comments on Yashvi's sexy pyjamas? What the hell? Not only was the whole storyline cringe. Who tells their Dad and their little sister? But then posing on the bed in some very childlike pyjamas (I have no issue with some comfy tartan but it's hardly sexy). The whole thing reminds us of how young she appears and how ancient Ned is in comparison. It's all a bit weird.

Not sure I liked sexed up Neighbours. It's making my skin crawl.

It wasn’t pyjamas though as she went into the pub wearing it, I think it was just her clothes

I’m a bit weirded out by the Yashvi storyline too. It’s like, “Here! She’s now 18 and legal! Let’s have her have sex with an old dude as there isn’t anyone else her own age left in the show”.

They often do this in soaps - as soon as the character reaches 18/19ish they start getting them more involved with the adults & they become more mature/responsible overnight. Kate can't have been that much older when she started dating Mark. Paige too. It's like they have a formula for how teenagers should be & one for adults but no clue as to how to transition from one to another. Mea & Finn should be equally creepy but she's always been presented as a young adult whereas Yashvi had always been the irresponsible teen until this storyline.

Yeah it's funny when he was Patrick it was a big gap but now he's Finn it's smaller. I guess his doping around doe eyed like a teenager helps

Who knew that the sexy pyjamas look was really her real clothes. Still, a bit weird if that's the sexiest get up she could find. And then going to see her Dad in her sex garb. Grim.

I lost you all! I’m behind this week but will catch up... but the away next week. Will have tunnel bear though.

They talked about the French tuck on queer eye I think season before last but the guy who does the fashion is the only one from England so I think he stole it from Steph and packaged it with a fashion name for the US.

I missed the fake leg with sock on! Anyone able to screen shot?

And also must have been my dry years with Robert trying to kill Paul.

Omg Yashvi telling her dad that the sexy was amazing!!

I honestly had my hands over my eyes I couldn't watch

Seriously who tells their parents about their first time??!

Long time lurker here. How on earth can Elly be teaching at the school again today? Got her old job back so soon! Yashvi stuff unrealistic too.

@Starburst8

Seriously who tells their parents about their first time??!

Fucking hell, this with bells on

Eugh! Especially with DIpi as your mother!

Roxy is vile, there's no redeeming her at all!

So prisons in Australia.
According to neighbours you can pop in at random any day you fancy.
Conduct DNA tests and hypnotise prisoners as and when.

I'm kinda hoping Finn goes psycho and kills Bea. Or she kills him in defence. Either way is fine with me!

Oh how I cringed at Yashvi "too much info" eeerrr you think 🤔
She acts so young, I'm sure I was more mature than that at 18 🤷🏼‍♀️

Elly getting her job back is so unrealistic. Also Where's Susan gone?!

@sux only certain prisons cos remember David can't get another visitation with Robert Robinson.

@Starburst8 stage 2 of the MS trial, she had to leave immediately