Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

Oh I hope so WashingFairy

And if they could give Amy, Gary and Kyle a lift to the airport, so much the better.

Left out the crucial part - that we will never have to see or hear them again.

Genuinely don't know who I want to see the back of more at the moment - I think Gary is currently at the top of the list (it's a bloody long list though!!) Chloe is my absolute favourite and breaks my heart wasting her time pining over Ellie (also on aforementioned list) - just get with hot millionaire Pierce!

Can't they just lock the door at the Kennedy's or does Alfie break in?

No advice to lock your door from Mark

The Alfie storyline is very odd

1. I just dont get the crazed fan story at all. What on earth is he on about??
2. If you told the police someone stole your clothes from the house, would they really say "oh it's usually a homeless person, dont worry about it"??
3. Bea and the stalker - it's all about Finn but she said to him "I'M the victim here." Fuck off.
4. Ned has just completed community service. Why on earth would he agree to threaten someone?
5. Chloe is wonderful. Best actress by a mile. But last week she was telling Kyle she was basically in love with Pierce, so why on earth has Elly reared her head again
6. Toadie, please just get back with Dee.

Front of my well queue is Dippy. How dare she read Dee's journal

None of it is making much sense for me at the moment. Frankly, if it doesn’t buck its ideas up, I may be taking a break from Neighbours!

Oh the Chloe/Mark stuff is just lovely though. I heart both of them!

Love Chloe. Hate everyone else at the moment apart from Kyle and the lovely Pierce. Even Paul is boring me.

Dipi is the biggest busybody ever - after everything she went through with getting it in the neck for telling Callum about sonya she is still fucking at it reading dee's diary and sticking her beak in. And Shane defends her. Argh!

1. Dipi reading Dee's diary.

Oops. 7.

Why is Amy still with Gary? he is awful, he hangs all over her and slobbers. YUCK
I like ned and yashi (spelling might be wrong) I ff beefee and ellie when she is a terrible teacher. what is it with neighbours and terrible teachers.
finn.......mad
Ellie....dire
Susan... never there
Kate....... no training and inapropriate

i also don't like the Dee crap story line.
love Paul as always and he is so right in Gary being wrong for amy

I’m actually starting to feel sorry for the actress that plays Amy. All that pawing, hugging and kissing from Gary is really turning me. He’s treating her as if she’s his property. 🤢

Samcro Don't forget Libby. Susan's the queen of nepotism. Libby was also inappropriate with a student. I'm surprised Karl didn't do a stint as a biology teacher when he was out of work for 5 minutes. Maybe she'll give Mea a job as a music teacher when she inexplicably loses her voice as the result of some unlikely accident. She'll be all sad & whiny about her poor vocal chords which will be made worse when she gets a message from some record producer who's coming to town to see her perform. She'll think she can't do it & go to tell them so but they'll talk her into giving it a go & after a slightly hesitant start she'll be magically cured & have to move to LA immediately. She will, of course, take it without so much as a word said about the fact that she's abandoning her teaching post for which she was never properly qualified in the first place. If it is mentioned Susan will dismiss all concerns with a "I'll get someone to cover." Probably another long-lost never-before-mentioned relative.

Yy to Gary's pawing. It's horrible to watch & if Amy was my friend I'd be pointing out she really didn't need to put up with it. She's always looked a bit uncomfortable with him. Or maybe I'm projecting because I'm uncomfortable watching it!

Gary has never been attractive but he looks repulsive at the moment. The love triangle with him, Amy and Kyle is being dragged out for far too long.

Maybe she'll give Mea a job as a music teacher when she inexplicably loses her voice as the result of some unlikely accident. She'll be all sad & whiny about her poor vocal chords which will be made worse when she gets a message from some record producer who's coming to town to see her perform. She'll think she can't do it & go to tell them so but they'll talk her into giving it a go & after a slightly hesitant start she'll be magically cured & have to move to LA immediately. She will, of course, take it without so much as a word said about the fact that she's abandoning her teaching post for which she was never properly qualified in the first place. If it is mentioned Susan will dismiss all concerns with a "I'll get someone to cover." Probably another long-lost never-before-mentioned relative

You read it here first!!!
I just wish they'd stop doing all the deathly dire warbling- like I've read elsewhere- it's a soap not Australias got Talent

Gary turns my stomach. This kind of thing would put me off an acting career - having to kiss someone who repulsed me

Kyle in that stupid hat

Catching up now after a week of a broken TV.

I agree, I always think Amy looks uncomfortable around Gary, maybe it is because the actress is uncomfortable. The story has dragged on too long now.

With the PTA meeting it was ridiculous with one of the mums. Anyone else start thinking of the Simpsons when she was all 'just think of the children'?

No teachers apart from Ellie there was farcical.

Also her discussing it with Yashti afterwards is totally unprofessional

Just got back from a festival so a few days behind. Yeah Elly really needs to tell Amy to dump Gary

Loving the festival 😅
What exactly is the point of it?? Its not like it's been heavily advertised to attract new viewers

Did anyone else laugh when Yashvi hit Susan? As if you wouldn't check who you were swinging at before you made contact! Also, was the Karl's guitar or Mea's? Is she going to have to miss out on her main stage performance because she has no guitar? Has Alfie been & gone or will he turn up when everyone's at the hospital worrying about Susan?