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Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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SleepingStandingUp · 20/07/2019 16:21

New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

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QueenOfTheFae · 27/12/2019 14:48

Even on Eastenders louise was talking about having problems bf

woodhill · 27/12/2019 15:10

Where do Shane and Dipi live now?

Agree about ready made baby and ease of caring for a newborn

SleepingStandingUp · 27/12/2019 19:40

@KatieKat88 totally feel you, mine are two weeks old today. I mean she's having this deep and meaningful now with Finn, where's the baby?? And her baby bump. Very impressed by that dress too with sore full boobs

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1plus2equalstrouble · 27/12/2019 19:45

And surely a dummy is just gonna cause nipple confusion!!!

AnAngryElf · 27/12/2019 21:17

Who the eff wears a dress the day after giving birth?! She's wearing a nursing bra but a ridiculous tight dress? Makes no sense!

SleepingStandingUp · 27/12/2019 22:06

I was still in pajamas!!
Day 12 and still in maternity leggings and smock tops, pumping bare topped cos babies won't latch. She should be my hero 😂😂

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AnAngryElf · 27/12/2019 22:34

I lived in pyjamas or trackies for a good couple of weeks! 🤣

KatieKat88 · 28/12/2019 07:03

Lived in nighties and my maternity leggings exclusively until last week 😂 based on Elly's work wardrobe we should be grateful she isn't wearing worse!

Starburst8 · 28/12/2019 09:11

No way would I have been in tight dresses, actually any type of dress.
Leggings and maternity jeans were my best friends.
Not to be goady or anything but the thing about breastfeeding not every one struggles with it. I didn't see the ep with Elly doing the feeding though. It would have been better if she did struggle a bit to give more awareness that not everyone has it easy.

woodhill · 28/12/2019 09:36

No wet patches or baby screaming and her being frazzled and weepy

KatieKat88 · 28/12/2019 09:44

@Starburst8 fair enough- think it's just at the forefront of my mind at the moment so I noticed it particularly! Most of my close friends don't have kids/ are just having them so to be honest I hadn't spoken to many people about breastfeeding so it did take me by surprise. It would be really nice to see more experiences of breastfeeding in any guise on tv. That said, I don't know why I'm looking for more realism in Neighbours of all programs 😂

KatieKat88 · 28/12/2019 09:45

@woodhill oh god the weepiness (which ironically my phone wanted to autocorrect to sleepiness)

MiddleClassProblem · 28/12/2019 09:51

Maybe on Monday she’ll mention she’s been too scared to have a number two yet

MotherOfSoupDragons · 28/12/2019 11:15

Woodhill they still live with Toadie.

Samcro · 28/12/2019 11:18

The whole david thing was even odder than the birth, surely if he was dying and his organs were shutting down he would not have survived an operation??(not sure) and Robert seemed fine, even though it is harder for the donor that the person who gets the organ.
(did ellie even take her underwear off, or was it like Daphnee"s)

Starburst8 · 28/12/2019 11:38

Maybe she'll also have the awkward if the baby wails everything leaks? I'm most certain it wasn't just me😂😂
It would be good to see them depict the 'normalities' rather than the ooh look cute baby, everything's so easy.

1plus2equalstrouble · 28/12/2019 12:31

Haha its love a reality birth.

Finn: Elly I need you to lift your bum up, I need to get your knickers off!! Jesus, how big are they?

Bea: oh Elly, I think your pads leaked. There's blood over your dress. Do you want me to get youy black leggings??

Karl: I'm going to sleep in the garden, I swear that baby waited until dark to scream like a baby possessed

Susan: oh I don't think you're doing that right Elly... I think you should swaddle her... Not like that...

Chloe : omG you still look pregnant, when does your stomach go down?

MiddleClassProblem · 29/12/2019 00:28

Tbf I’m not sure Elly wears pants

MiddleClassProblem · 29/12/2019 00:29

Although I hope she is now!

SleepingStandingUp · 30/12/2019 04:04

Will that killed the conversation 😂😂

By Monday we should be at day 4 so I look forward to Elly crying at everyone over everything for no reason

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KatieKat88 · 30/12/2019 06:49

Unless she's hanging out massive knickers on the line whilst in floods (from both tears and leaky boobs) then I shan't be happy 😂

MistletoeSteveMcDonald · 30/12/2019 11:00

Roxy was very lucky that Harlow managed to persuade Robert to come back in

SleepingStandingUp · 30/12/2019 13:06

Harlows world of pain is yet to start...

Yeah, I wanna see big black tummy huggers, her boobs leaking through her so cute tight summer dress, at least a few months before she has sex and crying at everyone

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MiddleClassProblem · 30/12/2019 13:34

Get her on a trampoline!

SleepingStandingUp · 30/12/2019 14:12

Ooh I can't wait for her to sneeze and pee come out...

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