Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

I forgot to say - I agree with @BessMarvin - I am disappointed that Hendrix is in the titles. Between him, Elly, Finn, Bea, Scarlett and Roxy, I am fast reaching my tipping point where there are just too many irritating characters for me to want to bother watching any more.

Exactly SDG and the dad would have found out at some point. I didn't like the way Yashti spoke to Shane either and anyone in real life would tell her to wind her neck in.

Shane is a whipping boy

Hendrix in real life would have not been accepting of McKenzie in a romantic sense. He would have run a mile

Hmm Amy's top lip is looking suspiciously full!

Is it just me or did Yashvi out "me" Mea in the hospital?! She went to visit Mea & somehow managed to bring the conversation onto herself. Perhaps she needs to be rechristened "Yashmi." Mea did manage to make it all about her though - "I feel bad about them splitting up because of Mea."

I'm a bit concerned that no-one seems more concerned about the missing lead. "Can't find it, who knows where it could be. " I actually want Mea to Mea it up & not shut up about it until they've caught her.

YY to Shane's Danny Dyer impersonation. Just open your eyes! Mackenzie's "are you an alien?!" face is annoying me too. It seems to cover any emotion other than happy/crying. Don't even get me started on Yashvi apologising for not quite saying exactly the right thing & daring to attempt to empathise.

Yashmi & Ned's argument was ridiculous. All it would've taken was Yashmi saying Scarlett told her that Mea got stage fright & this whole thing would've been over. They could've had Scarlett step it up & try to attack Yashmi/Ned after he cut contact & sided with Yashmi. I can picture her ranting at them about men treating her badly & how she thought Ned was different. They try to talk her round but she's having none of it & swears that Ned will know what it's like to hurt as much as she does before hitting Yashmi with one of Terese's random ornaments. She'll be instantly knocked out, Ned will charge at her in spite of the knife she's brandishing. They'll both fall to the ground & simultaneously get a shocked expression... Next episode will have Ned ringing Karl or Boo & Mark. All resolved, Yashmi has a sore head & is kept in overnight for observation, Scarlett's carted off & never mentioned again. I reckon we can be rid of her by the end of the week, if the writers tried hard enough...!

How long do we think it'll take Mea to write a song about what her heart murmurs?

I feel it flutter when you walk into the roo-oo-oom,
My heart murmurs, "I. Love. You."

There'll probably be a line or 2 about shocks & the electricity between them or something...

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius. agree. Doubt trans was a thing14 years ago in that part of Aus. He'd have just been a weird little boy who everyone would laugh at and who might be gay and even gay 14 yrs ago in that kind of community would be something to get out of your kid ASAP. I think they'd have done better to comment lots of his growth

@AGnu she did put Me Mea, I loved it. I also don't understand why she didn't say The Scarlett Woman said it was stage fright, she made it sound like TSW said she'd had a minor accident.

I feel it flutter when you walk into the roo-oo-oom,
My heart murmurs, "I. Love. You."
I'm shocked how strong this feels
As your love sears through my heart.

And your murmur you could never live without me
If I left today you couldn't sirvive
Because all your life is about me
And your shocked at how great I am

Just take my lead, babe just take my hand
Sparks will fly, I don't need no band
My murmuring heart can keep the beat
Just one question, can you handle my heat?

OMG I’ve missed this shit 😂

It's been ages since we've wrote a song!!

Awesome chorus AGnu

Loved Sheila today. That'll win Clive back

Mark was such a dick. Really hope achloe gives him what for!!!!

That was savage! Poor Roxy!

So much happened today! Susan saying she broke the guitar (with her face).

Elly saying people should trust her judgement.

People being surprised that separated parents would put a formal agreement in place when on is a sociopath.

I feel like Sheila and Roxy are about to become besties though...

Oh and bye Karl! Clearly on a plane tomorrow...

PS Chloe still wins everything

And melon wine sounds shit. There was a reason the watermelon Bacardi breezers were always the last ones left...

Roxy is clearly Sheila’s new Xanthe. Airhead party girl tottering around in ridiculous heels one minute, medical student the next, all under Sheila’s tutelage.

Hope Roxy tells Mark where to shove his little willy next time he's horny and wants to make up with her. Prat.

Yeah Roxy and Sheila will bond over their broken heart and Roxy will get Sheila table top dancing which Clive will see at which point he'll fall to the floor and beg her to marry him.

There aren't many options for Roxy are there men wise?

Ned? Hendrix?

Ned is related tho, ick. Altho no issue for Neighbours. I think JmHendrox is too young, Rox deffo likes the older man!!

I don't think Ned & Roxy are actually related, are they? Roxy is Terese's niece & Ned is her step-son... Step-cousins?! Unless there's another link between their parents? Given the inter-family relationships on Neighbours it would probably be unusual for them not to be related in more than one way...!

So glad Harlow & Sheila talked sense into Roxy. The way he treated her was despicable. I hope he goes to find his mum & gets lost too. Perhaps Chloe will move in with Pierce & they can sell the house to a family with teens/young adults & provide some better dating options. There does seem to be a male/female imbalance with the teens atm. They need to get more boys so the teens don't have to be "into older guys."

Talking of freeing up houses for new families... Didn't they suddenly insert a new "old" character & kill her off in the same episode for the purpose of bringing in a new house? I thought that was the whole point of that ridiculously clunky storyline but then they moved her sister in & she's not become part of the regulars anyway. Perhaps they're biding their time & she's going to reappear with her family in tow... Seems like they'd have done that by now though...

Roxy and Ned are first cousins. Roxy is Adam Willis’s daughter. Ned is Brad Willis’s son. Brad and Adam are brothers.

I quite liked our trio of blondes today.

Holly got a part in a play and has to learn her lines immediately.

Susan get Hendrix to do an exam with no revision time, at her house, marks it herself but is confident that any private school will be trusting her results as she’s got so much prowess in the world of eduction.

And when Chloe has to tell Mark to apologise and her really didn’t give AF.

I actually liked the scene with Roxy, Sheila and what's her face on the sofa. It was nice that all three of them were there for each other. I really hope Roxy has calmed down now, I can see her being likeable if so.
Still think Clive should be with Sheila but think that ship has sailed now

I think they’ll get back together eventually and I think Roxy and Harlow will give it a helping hand