Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

Brennan (Mark) is still really sexy though

What's going on with ebony phoning up piers again? Please don't tell me he's going to get back with her just as Chloe realises that she and piers should be together? I really cant be arsed with another love triangle thing.

Mark and Roxy
Sheila going for a drive in the bush and her car breaking down

Lots of weird storylines at the moment!

I assumed Mark would have to be paralytic drunk and it would be a quickie in the loo, not a pretty sober hook up /repeat thing where we have no idea what actually happened.

But yeah he is hot.

I think Elly agreeing to listen to Mea's songs was a sort of "aural pain will mask emotional pain" kinda thing.

please please PLEASE can Roxy & Mea start a girl band and FUCK OFF!

Loved seeing Lynn Scully winding Paul up. "You know what all your failed marriages have got in common? You".

I missed it when Lynn and Paul were together, can someone tell me what happened and why they were married for 3 hours?

🍑 And 🍆 emoticons from Mark? Gross. And no way is he cool enough to use them

I cringed at the emoticons. Just wrong!

Lyn hasn't always been quite so... mad, has she?! I remember her as being a bit sort of scatty but she just seems a bit unhinged now!

I'm hoping that all his ex-wives turn up at his wedding in wedding dresses & veils & walk down the aisle while Paul's waiting for Terese. That'd be hilarious! Then they could all stand in a semi-circle behind him when Terese does actually arrive & she'll have to walk down the aisle with them all standing there, reminding her of all his previous marriages.

I wonder how many of his children/grandchildren will make it to the wedding. I'm guessing Elle, Andrew & Pinocchio won't be able to make it. Maybe Robert will get released in time for a family celebration...

It would be great to get all the kids and grandkids there!

Hilary at the wedding would be good.

Who is Pinocchio?

Lyn’s hair is awful. It looks like she’s been hoarding 90s hair mascara so she can slap some on daily

Pinocchio is Jimmy?

Oh god yes of course Pinocchio is Jimmy - how has he not come back from New York with a new head yet?!

Lyn was definitely a bit mad in the last few times she's been back but I thought she was just a bit scatty when a proper cast member - bit odd how she's changed? Unless I've blocked a lot out (as I will need to do with the Mark-Roxy emojis, although the cake one made me laugh)

Lyn looks and acts like she has escaped from a secure facility,she seems really deranged.What the hell has she done to her hair ,it looks like she was playing with the grandchildren and they threw paint at her .

I'm actually a bit annoyed with Susan. She's supposed to be Lyn's friend & she knows her daughter's had a psychotic breakdown. You'd have thought that she, or Dr Karl for that matter, might express some concerns about her erratic, obsessive behaviour!

Anyone else remember Lynn as Reb in Prisoner Cell Block H. Mentioning the secure facility further up the thread reminded me. Though I'm probably showing my age here. Sheila Canning was in it too.

I was a bit surprised at Karl and Susan too. They didn't seem particularly bothered about seeing her.

How come Lynne and apqul got married?

Because we’re meant to believe they were in love. A bit like how we were meant to believe anyone was in love with Gary.

Paul said he couldn’t stay faithful so dumped her.

It was all very odd though. I don’t think it was a long lived romance. She was working for him after the hairdresser sacked her.

Meeemo

Yes Jimmy wooden top.

Love the way students join EH and there is never a problem with different curriculum and subjects. Only seem to do English at EH anyway

Shut up Yashti - why do Ellie and Susan let her butt in on personal matters

Ned in school corridors- great safeguarding

meemo ha ha! Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that

I lived in Australia for several years but I don't remember ever hearing anyone say that before. Maybe I blocked it out of my meeemory.

Maybe it just never came up? I’m not sure I even hear it at work much. It’s only someone is doing a “I didn’t get the memo” joke. I think memos themselves are a bit retro lol

yeah, can we email him and tell him he says it wrong pls