New Emmerdale thread...”he didn’t lick it off the grass David!”

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That really tickled me!

Pete is a real glutton for punishment with Rhona. She doesn’t treat him well at all. I don’t like Pete but I do think he deserves better than Rhona is treating him.

I absolutely hate Pete and Rhona. Wtf is the point of their "relationship"? They are literally never happy. It's such a boring waste of time.

He's so lovely to her and she treats him as if he's being horrible

Rhona is being so horrible to Pete and he doesn’t deserve it yet he seems to be the one apologising.

How old is Kyle? He’s not a baby. It’s beyond ridiculous to think he wouldn’t mention any of it to his dad.

I think Jessie and Seb from Corrie share the same acting coach. They... Both.... ...talklikethis...withgrittedteeth... pursed... lips... andalwayssomethingurgenttodealwith

I missed last nights, what’s happened with Kyle?

Amy took him to the swings then got engrossed in a conversation with Nate(?) about will she/won’t she give him a second chance. Then she looked around and Kyle was gone. He managed to sneak into the garage and then the spencer idiot left and locked him in leaving the keys in the ignition of a car. Kyle got the car started and was revving the engine. Nate eventually found him but he had to go to hospital as he was coughing. Amy doesn’t want Moira to tell Cain.

I don't like the Rhona/Pete relationship either. I hate that they've turned Rhona into such an unpleasant character just because she's going through the menopause. Pete is really unlikeable but compared to Rhona at the moment he's lovely.

Emmerdale seem to be implying that once you go through the menopause you turn into a cow and treat your partner like dirt. I don't think this storyline (another one!) has been dealt with very well at all.

God that sounds a bit far fetched with Kyle! 😳

How does Nate know so much about Cain and Amy?

Any told him it all the night they got together. He started asking questions and she said it’s a long story and he said something about having time to hear it or something so she started but then camera cut away.

Thanks Joxer. She's very full on then!

I’m still trying to work Nate out. There’s clearly a back story that will be revealed. I wonder if he had a controlling dad. He really took against Cain.

I don't like Nate, and I don't blame Cain for being furious with them all, getting Kyle to lie was despicable.

When is the Maya/Jacob crap going to end, it's getting tedious now.

I can't stand Mate. He's been awful since he arrived. There's no way moira and Cain would let him keep working there the way he is so disrespectful.

I was really shocked that Moira agreed to lie, and made Kyle lie, to Cain for Amy. It’s not in keeping with Moira’s character at all. She’s loyal to Cain and Amy just floated back into Kyle's life a few months ago. I noticed last night Moira told Kyle “your mummy’s going to be here soon” but a previous episode a few nights ago Kyle called her Amy.

Emmerdale's gone a bit boring now. I can't think of a story I'm really interested in though I do think Will is pretty hot.

Oh I’ve missed an episode or two. Who is Will?

He's Harriet's old flame who she's getting back with.

Oh! I never knew his name, he’s just dawns dad to me

I don't fancy Will but I think he's a really good actor and I enjoy watching him.

I need more Jimmy and Nicola. Now that I've said that they will probably split up. I want to know how Nicola is juggling three jobs.

Too much emphasis on new characters that nobody gives a shit about.

David's going to try and snog the therapist isn't he?

The not telling Can was ridiculous
Half the village knew and everyone would have been talking about it.

Emmerdale storylines really are terrible lately

Cain!

I don’t understand why they all live in Marlon’s cottage, How do they all fit in? Jessie admittedly is never at school but she is a headmistress so would be earning a good salary? It doesn’t make sense to me

Harriet must have a 5* fanny for all the attention she gets!