New Emmerdale thread...”he didn’t lick it off the grass David!”

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That really tickled me!

Ooo where can I find out the announcement?! I love a spoiler!!

I know the spoiler....will go and lookfor the spoilet thread !

Pink if you can't find it I'll pm you

Oh sure, Dans a mechanic but can’t work out to do whatever minor adjustment it was that Dawns dad knew to try immediately?

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Oooh actual farming going on in emmerdale! Haven’t seen that in a long time.

I don't like Nate. What do all those women see in him?

Aww Dan has a friend

He’s not doing much go endear himself is he, Nate? I’m guessing there is a backstory to be revealed there.

It's been a bit ridiculous again this week.
Dawn and Harriet can just leave for a few weeks at the drop of a hat. Harriet is the vicar she's got no duties? What about Dawn's job at the factory that she begged Jai to give her back?

And Dan a mechanic can't work out a simple thing that's wrong with Hettie who he's had for years

At least we had a bit of a rest from Jakey (barf) shouting and scowling and stropping about. I know he's been abused and I know it's an important story but I'm sick of it all now.

And Jessie hasnt made a single reference to One of her staff grooming one of her students. Jessie who would win medals in making herself the hard done by in any situation, hasn’t mentioned this absolutely nightmare situation for a headteacher.

@Redshoeblueshoe I’ve found it, thank you

Gah get rid of Jessie and Amy annoying pointless characters

Jessie is an awful character - the invisible headteacher who manages to leave school to go home or to the pub for lunch. My head can't even find 5 minutes to grab her own lunch. I'm fed up of Billay and Ellis and all the silly criminal stories they get involved in. None of the children have been seen for weeks apart from Kyle. I don't get Nate's magnetism either but he seems to have charmed the pants off half the village ladies

Gah get rid of Jessie and Amy annoying pointless characters

Agree. Not likeable at all.

Such a shame they didn't get the old Amy back. She was much better and actually looked like she was related to Kerry.

I've come to the conclusion that Emmerdale lost a batch of scripts and are just winging it now.

David's going to try and snog the therapist isn't he?

David's going to try and snog the therapist isn't he?

probably!

I had visions of Tony Soprano

Just came on here to say I’m waiting for David to try it on with the therapist!

Oh David really learned his lesson

Pete is bound to ask how Kyle is.

Victoria needs to burn that fleece.

As if you wouldn’t tell Cain ,, emmerdale is ridiculous sometimes. Annoying

So Moira Pete Rhona Nate and Amy know what happened to Kyle, so zero chance of Cain finding out then.....the writers must think we are stupid.

It's all about David as usual, he feels Jacob betrayed him, he'll be married to the councillor by the end of the summer going by his form.

Did anyone really think Megan would get sent to prison.

Pete and Rhona need to call it a day

I don't get Rhona. Pete cooked her breakfast, was all lovey dovey, (and happy and smiley for once), suggested a movie in bed, with a hint of getting it on.....and she went mad.

And then....

promptly went out and said to Jamie that she and Pete argued again, she misses just having fun with him, and that all they need is romance....

isn't that exactly what he'd done?