New Emmerdale thread...”he didn’t lick it off the grass David!”

[PinkDaydreams]

That really tickled me!

[ellenanora5]

new thread, no spoilers please

[ellenanora5]

Yep thanks JaneJeffer, haven't been around much, hating the Moira/Nate storyline, will start a new one, will try to link but I think I only got that right once

[JaneJeffer]

I did but it was ages ago and I can't remember who I voted for but I always vote Emmerdale best soap even when it's annoying me! I've given up on the rest of the soaps anyway.

@ellenanora5 we're nearly finished the thread. Do you want to start another?

[RightOnTheEdge]

Has anyone voted in the Inside Soap Awards?
I usually like doing it for a bit of fun and I always vote anything Emmerdale but I really struggled this time!

Best bad boys Graham and Will they're hardly Lochlan or Cameron are they?

Best newcomer Nate? Urgh!

Not much inspiration in any of the other categories either

[JaneJeffer]

I love when Liv and Robert have scenes together. They work so well with each other.

[JaneJeffer]

So I'm guessing that while Cain is away and Moira is distracted by Nate, Kerry will try to run away with Kyle.

[JoxerGoesToStuttgart]

I love Liv. She’s a great actress.

[JaneJeffer]

I feel that is

[JaneJeffer]

And Amy saying "Infeel terrible" every five minutes.

At least Liv has some sympathy for Robert unlike the rest of the ungrateful wretches.

[JoxerGoesToStuttgart]

What is it with emmerdale repeating the same scenes on a loop? Every single scene of moira and Nate is the same! “Why are you here? We can’t do this.” “You know you want me. I don’t regret anything.” Ad finitum

[JaneJeffer]

I'm really enjoying Doug

Everything else is terrible.

[PrincessScarlett]

Oh my god Moira, NO!

And it's made so much worse by Cain running around stressed out trying to juggle everything.

The look on Nate's face just now, he doesn't care about Moira, he just wants to ensure he totally ruins Cain's life.

[JaneJeffer]

Liam proposed to Bernice and Robert whacked Lee but the mystery itself was never mentioned

Moira no!

[JoxerGoesToStuttgart]

Whatever happened with the murder mystery charade they were all rehearsing for? Did that have an actual finish or was it just forgotten about? I’m still not sure of the purpose of that.

[JaneJeffer]

Oh shut up Victoria

[ChinkChink]

What are the factory workers supposed to be living on? Have they claimed UC online? Been to Hotten job centre and agreed to search for work for 35 hours per week?

Soaps usually take such pains when dealing with 'issues' - advice from experts, providing helplines for viewers - but Emmerdale's not alone in ignoring the reality of having no work.

And don't get me started on the almost universal trope of someone walking into a place, asking for a job and getting it, and then never asking how much they'll be paid.

[JaneJeffer]

That was a rapid exit!

We're back to one episode on Tuesday

[Smidge001]

Oh yes! Thanks joxer. They never mention him now do they! Can't believe how easily jai is accepting Megan leaving. He spent ages forcing the issue to be an involved father (rightly) but now is just accepting her leaving on the same day as he's told . Bit unrealistic, don'tcha think?

[JoxerGoesToStuttgart]

I dont recognise many of these factory workers!

[JoxerGoesToStuttgart]

The mother was the sister of Ali who was Amelias mum. She (Ali) died a while back. Her sister (Rachel I think) used to be Jai’s cleaner and they had sex and Archie was born. But he was really vile to her. Planted drugs in her house, evicted her from the cottage that Megan now lives in. She was going out with Sam Dingle at the time.

[Smidge001]

Can anyone remind me who Archie is that Jai mentioned...? À son he doesn't get to see.. It rings a bell but I can't remember - who's the mother?

[Jojoanna]

Totally agree rightontheedge what was the point of the last storyline getting Cain and Moira back together. Unbelievable

[Corneliawildthing]

At least we had an episode without the dreadful and totally ridiculous Moira/Nate story tonight.
He is so creepy and his voice is awful

[ellenanora5]

I'm the same RightOnTheEdge, its bloody woeful and I can't watch Nate, there is something seriously weird about him.

[JaneJeffer]

I'm still mad they killed Robbie off. I loved him.