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New Emmerdale thread...”he didn’t lick it off the grass David!”

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PinkDaydreams · 12/04/2019 20:20

That really tickled me!

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AndWhat · 07/06/2019 12:22

This maya storyline has made me so cross at Emmerdale.
Not contacting the police in the first place when there would be witnesses and cctv, then Jessie hasn’t been on screen since the news ‘broke’ and no mention of meetings in school etc, there’s been very little mention of Jacob not turning up to GCSEs, Layla suggesting they write to the boards- surely the school would have been involved by now and already done this??
Maya returning to the very small village when on bail and now this fiasco with David and Layla.
I was hoping this would be done seriously but it seems to have been pushed out. Don’t know if I’m going to bother to keep watching

JaneJeffer · 07/06/2019 12:32

It's always the same with these "issue" storylines. They start well and say they are working with whichever organisation is relevant but then they can't resist all the unnecessary drama and lose sight of what is important.

Jacob should be the focus not his idiotic parents.

PrincessScarlett · 07/06/2019 13:01

What the hell is going on?! If it wasn't bad enough the hash they are making of the Maya situation, now David and Leyla are getting it on. This is such a serious issue and none of it is being handled properly. Even the scene in the pub the other night with Bear saying sleeping with your teacher is every school boy's dream sounded very contrived as though the writers were trying to have a debate about grooming and abuse.

I'm also cross about the way the whole story is playing out. Emmerdale have been so good in the past dealing with abuse. And Victoria's rape has been dealt with and acted excellently so I don't understand why it feels the Maya and Jacob storyline is just one big joke.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 07/06/2019 13:42

Yeah they’ve really ballsed up the whole storyline haven’t they. It was an opportunity to showcase a really serious issue, but nah, let’s go for the drama, forget that there are real children going through this right now.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 07/06/2019 13:45

The scene with bear in the pub seemed like they’ve were trying to do what eastenders did (amazingly well) with ruby’s Rape. Everyone was talking in the pub with their own perspective. It was very “real”. But that scene with bear was just an oaf spewing Neanderthal shite.

Can’t understand why Jessie hasn’t been involved in this at all. Makes me think she must have had to deal with RL stuff or something. There’s no way a head teacher wouldn’t be all over this.

JaneJeffer · 07/06/2019 13:55

The thing about that Bear scene though is that Chris Chittell actually said the same thing in real life!
www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/emmerdale-chris-chittell-grooming-plot-13702678

ILoveMaxiBondi · 07/06/2019 14:27

Fucking hell!!Shock

So they tell him they’re doing a child abuse storyline and this is his response! He even links the article in the metro that calls it child abuse and he refers to it as a young man’s dream. He refers to child abuse as a child’s dream?? And he has not only kept his job but been heavily involved in the storyline?? What the actual fuck are emmerdale thinking?

Added to the fact they had a convicted criminal play a rapist a few weeks ago.

Proof that emmerdale really are just paying lip service to these very serious issues for the ratings.

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JaneJeffer · 08/06/2019 13:45

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New Emmerdale thread...”he didn’t lick it off the grass David!”
ellenanora5 · 11/06/2019 00:51

Words fail me Shock

And after watching tonights episode I can only think that this storyline will just fade away with no real conclusion, Maya will probably get a short sentence and Jacob will be over the whole thing by the end of July and declaring his love for Liv or Gabby.

David is a complete and utter gobshite and has shown no understanding of what his son is going through at all, it's all about David!

JaneJeffer · 11/06/2019 10:46

David is heading for a breakdown. Remember when he was with Alicia and they were a lovely steady couple. Since she left he just drifts from one woman to the next and back again. I really don't know how they're going to resolve this story now. It's all over the place.

Smidge001 · 11/06/2019 18:54

It's annoying me how they keep calling layla jacobs mum. Aliesha is his mum. Leyla is his auntie. The biology is irrelevant here. It's like they want to pretend Aliesha doesn't exist and David and Leyla were always his parents, which is nonsense. As you say, the steady life he had was when David and Aliesha were together. And also, tbf, when he and Tracey were together. Leyla has only ever been a disaster.

I thought after Tracey and he kissed in the club that they might get back together. To me that seemed far more realistic than him and Leyla again. Now it will never happen.

bizzey · 11/06/2019 19:15

Noooo ...what is going on with Zac and lydia.
Have i missed something

bizzey · 11/06/2019 19:30

And Graham and the wife ..
Regulars please come back !!

ILoveMaxiBondi · 11/06/2019 20:23

Stop kissing people David!!! Christ does the man never learn??

This Zak and Lydia thing is weird.

JaneJeffer · 11/06/2019 20:43

DH thought Ellis was going to kiss Aaron Grin

knorrig · 11/06/2019 21:55

David is just the worst pathetic person, just caught up on tonight’s to see him go to kiss Priya! 🙄

ellenanora5 · 12/06/2019 16:33

He's an awful bloody eejit isn't he, and him wallowing in his poor me state is pathetic.

Smidge that drives me mad aswell, Aliesha is his mother not Leyla.

On a lighter note I went on holiday with the Emmerdale cast last night, we had a great time, apart from Debbie who was still a moody cow Grin

JaneJeffer · 13/06/2019 14:00

Hope you had a good holiday ellen Grin

You know Emmerdale is going through a bad phase when the best thing about the episode is Aaron trying and failing to get the lid off the ketchup!

KurriKawari · 13/06/2019 18:32

JaneJeffer I think they are building towards an Aaron & Ellis affair. It will be a slow burner storyline but def headed that way.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 13/06/2019 20:25

How much does a vicar earn that she can just whisk Dawn away for a fortnight at the drop of a hat?

JaneJeffer · 13/06/2019 21:57

Kurrri someone else asked me today what's going on with them! I really don't see that happening. Now if it was Billaay I could see it Grin

KurriKawari · 13/06/2019 23:04

JaneJeffer I didn't think they'd go down that route because Robron are so loved/an iconic soap couple, but after today's announcement I'm more convinced of it.

ellenanora5 · 14/06/2019 00:55

We had a fabulous time Jane but for some reason I had to sleep in the kitchen Grin

No I can't see an affair either with Aaron and Ellis, don't know what the announcement is though, so no spoilers please Smile

If I was Marlon I'd kick the whole bloody lot of them out, they have been nothing but trouble for him since they arrived, and I don't even like Marlon but he doesn't deserve being knocked out.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 14/06/2019 01:01

I don’t know why they’re living with Marlon and Jessie. They’re adult men! They need to be out from under mummy’s skirt and looking after themselves.

Jojoanna · 14/06/2019 06:47

Exactly why are they living at Marlons house? Ridiculous