Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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New thread. No spoilers. If you want spoilers, there's a spoiler thread.

Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

I had to skip it back to double check I wasn’t mishearing the bugger!

I'm not keen on all this sweariness to be honest. It's on at day time tv times. I really don't see the need. Hurumph.

This Andrea thing is ridiculous. As if toady would be having her around all the time and now paying for her to stay at lassiters?! She stole 100k off him, yet now she's penniless despite toady already having paid for all her medical bills. And now he's offering her more money?? And not only that, but why lassiters? It's a 5 star hotel! Why doesn't she stay in the motel instead? How ridiculous that someone without a penny to their name, hoping for a cleaning job would be happy to run up debt for staying in a 5 star hotel. 2 or 3 nights there would be an entire month's wages.

They seem to have totally forgotten about the flametree and Steph’s health retreat since she sacked Garry as the manager for having that money there.

Surely the backpackers would have been a better place to put Andrea up in.

@funkythighcollector I love that idea. I think something like that would tie it off brilliantly!

Surely all Mark needs to do is to check Andrea's phone records? He would uncover it all, including Heather and Ian! I know this is Neighbours but come on!!!

Ian would likely break on the whole Karen thing too once inside, he's clearly only keeping quiet to get his end away with someone who looks so much like Karen.

I love Heather. She's hilarious!

Just don't eat the shortbread 😨

That's alright, I can't stand the stuff anyway! I proper snorted when she hid under the duvet. Genius!

Heather is brilliantly bad, so glad she's back.
The actress plays her so well.

Another fan of Heather here! I love her conviction of not being a bad person even though she tried to kill Sonya, she's such a good baddy.

It must be so difficult to act opposite her when she's doing her crazy-baddy routine. I'd laugh every time!

Lost you! Place marking...

"they already think you're a loony! You tried to kill Sonya!"
"That was for a very good reason!!!"

You know those warnings they give at the start of tv programmes about flashing images and stuff?

Can we have one about Bea singing that stupid fucking song please? Even a five second snippet is enough to make me need a lie down in a dark room.

Ps Also love Heather.

TIP her over the edge!

@CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre No no no no no no no 😘

Sorry won't turn that down. YY to the viewer alert to warn us about upcoming Mea No-ing all over the Waterhole.

@candycandle.
There's no limit.

😂

@IHaveBrilloHair Sorry won't turn back time

I binged watched a few days worth at the height of her singing that song. I caught myself humming it whilst I was washing up. I felt similar to how I did when crazy frog got stuck in my head once.
No more please neighbours. Think of my sanity!

~ the camera pans over to Finn. He hears the song and smirks ~

Sorry won’t turn back ty-ma.

I still only hear “lion’s grave”.

I think she would be a good singer if she didn’t over egg every note or add continual vibrato. She’s has no concept of light and shade or timbre 💁🏽‍♀️

That song really is awful. Why do tbey keep flogging it so much?? Whtt do neighbours get out of it? Does Mea have any other songs in her set list?

@Smidge001 I think I can recall her saying she wanted to focus on promoting that one song or something similar. 🙄