Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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New thread. No spoilers. If you want spoilers, there's a spoiler thread.

Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

Kyle's voice is really irritating.

I feel like when they hired Kyle they should have warned him he'd take his top off a lot and that Amy would need to be made wobbly by the sight. Then he could have gone to the gym. As it is, he's a bit soft.
Which is fine, but his bare chest is meant to be making Amy swoon.

And now his Dad's joining in ffs 😱🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Who lives in Dipi and Shane's house now.

David and Aaron bought the house from thingy. You know, Paige's mum, Brads latest brainwashee. Thingy.

They live there with Kyle and Chloe.

LAUREN!!!!

Haven’t been here for ages so thought I’d come here for a whinge!

Without spoilering- is this whole Andrea/Dee thing coming to a head soon? I’m so bored of it.

Glad to see Piers back though, I like his face.

I'm so weirded out by Pierce's squeeze being Kirsty from Home and Away!

Upgrade from Kane 😂

Thanks I thought David etc had moved into the lady who,had died house with the dog

I already hate the Christie Hayes character because of Kane! Can you imagine the AIBU? My DSis was raped when she was 16 and now a few years later the rapist guy is back in town, and omg he is so cute and totally my soulmate! WIBU to sleep with him, my DSis still has nightmares but he did save my DM from getting bitten by a snake when they were stuck on a desert island together (long story will try not to drip feed!)

She did an interview saying how weird the storyline was and how there's no way it would happen today

I’m confused is Dee still alive or not? Did she really talk to Ian at the markets or has Andrea just made all this up?

No, Andrea and Ian said it was all true except one detail, and no one knows where she is but them! So I reckon the fake detail must be her being in SA.

I reckon Ian got obsessed with Dee/Karen, she cut him off and got a retraining order etc. That's why that last photo was so precious / he looked so excited to have sex with Andrea.

Then I saw her face
Now I’m a Deeliever

Also, bench man! Must be the hubby.

So Benchman isn't Ian. How he looked in 2009?

Who was the other guy in the photo of her and Ian?

Bench man, Ian and Karen/Dee in the pic

Ah...I'm 2 episodes behind. The plot thickens. .

Oooh! I like that word - inkle!

I'm going to start using it immediately.

Assume henchman is the guy she married??

Inkle was a good word!

Anyone else find it ironic Finn telling Bea that she's better than most reality singers.
I for one was glad to see he couldn't lie and say all reality singers.
I'm starting to think the Bea storyline is a bit similar to Nina Tucker singing storyline.

I haven't watched yesterday's episode yet but my current Dee-theory Deeory is that she does remember everything but has PTSD from the crash/thinking Toadie just abandoned her in the water. That's why she's gone off & created a whole new life for herself - she just can't face going back. Hopefully Toadie will find her & they can talk about what really happened & how he searched for her/never really got over it & that'll be healing for both of them & then they can move on with their separate lives.

I am a little concerned by Andrea & Ian saying they're the only ones who know where she is... Makes it sound like they buried her somewhere!

Oh crikey I didn't think of that!!

Maybe Dee escaped but somehow witnessed a murder or drug drop and is in witness protection! And the criminals will find Andrea and kill her thinking she’s Dee so Dee is now safe and Andrea gone and ties it up neatly. Or Dee and Andrea are really identical twins separated at birth and Dee is actually evil like Andrea and wanted to screw with Toadie

Oh cripes! Madwoman is back

And when did Neighbours get mildly sweary?