Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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New thread. No spoilers. If you want spoilers, there's a spoiler thread.

Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

"sorry won't turn back time" maybe not, but my remote control can fast forward it so less Mea for me

Mea only has that song... unless you count the covers she's done. Y'all will be errr pleased(?) to know you can download it 😂

Also I know most don't like Heather but I am finding her amusing. She's so shocking it's hilarious.

@Starburst8 if I think I'll pass

Omit the "if" 😑

😂😂

Loving PsychoNanny Heather today!

Lurking around Lassiters like a panto villain

What was Heather's name when she was undercover trying to slowly kill Sonya off?

I love her comedic villain act. That Ian is gonna get killed off next 😆

@Starburst8 Alice

I also like Sheila's continued use of her nicknames for various people.

Moneybags springs to mind.

Neighbours seems to have much more witty comedy these days. Maybe the scriptwriters are watching Classic Corrie for inspiration.

Aah thank you @Candycandle it's been doing my head in, couldn't for the life of me remember

I’ve been calling her Alice all week, it was only today I realised it’s Heather!

I agree on the Sheila nicknames thing. She has a proper character, and isn't just there to facilitate a storyline.

The Andrea and Heather thing is quite ridiculous though . Even if I do laugh at the crazy woman. But their scheming is ridiculous and they'll be caught out in hours at this rate.

Oh, and finally therese managed to sound genuine and say the right thing to Paul - which I'm sure she would have done earlier if true to character, and the writers didn't just want to string it out a bit longer.

But surprised Mark didn't make a go of things with elly. I thought he was going that way after his chat with toady.

We need much more Heather and less Dipi.

Have we seen the last of Vance?

And more Shane, please

He's a spunk! (Aussie slang for very attractive, don'tcha know!!)

Mark's looking good today too. Especially in HD!

Wouldn't Therese have told Roxy off in real life, not pandered around her. Spoilt little madame it seems

@WheresThatCatGoneNow reminds me of that kath and Kim show - "oh bretty is a hunk of spunk!" 😂

Oh god how annoying is Roxy - pathetic child spoilt brat

Oh god, just watched fridays, Therese has proposed to Paul- seriously?????

FFS - please get Heather off the screen - pathetic overacting! Same as last time - I keep wanting to throw things at the TV

Oooh! Thanks, CandyCandle, for reminding me about Kath&Kim.

I think I'll watch one of their DVDs this afternoon

I'm fed up with the Heather / Andrea storyline. It's been years now, I need an ending!

Roxy is awful and hopefully leaving soon. All she does is prance about half naked and drink

And we're supposed to find her endearing and feel sorry for her...!!

Yay! Roxy has changed her top at last