Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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New thread. No spoilers. If you want spoilers, there's a spoiler thread.

Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

Made me laugh when Mark implied that as a detective he’d know if Andrea was faking it. Er....yeah Mark, whatever. You were so good a knowing Elly was lying!

So is that it? Are they twins or what? At least a scrapey scrapey test!!!!

Dee's soppy smiles are so irritating. Really hope she doesn't stay.

Surely they must be twins if Andrea saw a red haired lady and Dee’s mum had red hair. I wonder if that will come to light sooner rather than later... or maybe they will just leave it which seems odd.

Just caught up - my brain is still scrambled despite it all

If Dee isn’t dead, then she’s still technically married to Toadie? And his marriage to Sonia was bigamy?

We are going to lose Toadie aren’t we? Not immediately, but once they’ve run out of grief storylines, and single dad storylines, and he’s had time to get over her not admitting she was alive, it would be too convenient for him not to up sticks and move down to be with her, and she can help him bring up the children blah blah blah

didn't they mention that dee was "something" dead. so after so many years she was dead, so toady could re marry?

I wish they would just let some one be happy. and kill off bee

Dee was presumed dead. In this country you fill out a form with evidence to make it official in your marital status. After that is approved no matter if they came back you are no longer married. Just as you can divorce a missing person not presumed dead.

Heather is unhinged enough to have snatched Andrea as a baby so I do hope they are twins.

Can't see Toadie leaving voluntarily, he's been in it since he was a young teenager, can't imagine he'd get many other roles!

He could move to Summer Bay, they could do with a local lawyer

It makes sense if you hand psychopath in the family and you are studying psychopaths that you would draw on such a resource. Especially a triplet that you can use to look at nature vs nurture.

Toady (Ryan) trained to be a pilot some years ago so if they ever sack him off he has another career to go to - smart move!

Hopefully Toady will be like Karl, and it will be a job for life.

What happened to Lou?

I think he got back together with Lauren’s mum

There's an article on Digital Spy that recaps all the history re Robert Robinson (any other This Country fans here?!), it's got a slight spoiler so I haven't linked it but it's on the Neighbours homepage.

I’m in a fb neighbours fan group and some people are up in arms because apparently Dee only ever called Toadie by his actual name, Jarod, while they were together, so why would she refer to him as Toadie in her diaries (that she magically got hold of without leaving Erinsborough)? But then other people said it was Sonya who called him Jarod. I wasn’t watching Neighbours during the Dee and Toadie years, so I don’t know what Dee called him back then? Anyone got any thoughts?

I thought that Dee only called him Jarod and the first clue that Andrea was a fraud was her saying "Hello Toady" when she first arrived so I'm also confused about the diaries.

She did call him Jarrod, yes - though apparently the powers that be have decided that Jarrod should be a Sonya thing only now so they've retconned it.

I actually thought it was just Sonya who called him Jarrod, but I'm not absolutely sure.

Riley brought the diaries over didn’t he? When she was in hospital?

She calls him toad right at the beginning of this:

Dee always called him Toadie right up until near the wedding I think. One day he broke down and said “Toadie” reminded him of being bullied in school, so Dee said “From now on you’ll only be Jarrod to me.”

No one seems to have commented on Harlow's really annoying accent. I've just watched an interview which her and the accent is really not as put on and hammy (although she does have a habit of using vocal fry). It will certainly be interesting to see what sort of accent they get Denise van Outen to use when she turns up.