Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

So does anyone have a good Dee theory? Hope there is a more interesting story than the one they used for Andrea. Or will it be pretty much the same story with a Willow equivalent who’s actually Toadie’s?

Maybe she still won't remember. She'll ask if they've ever met, she'll be married with a few kids, she'll wonder if they went to school together or something...
they'll talk and she'll admit she lost all memories from 19XX, was pulled from the river as a Jane Doe, been married 7 years, etc.
He'll leave her happy to know she's alive, but ultimately a stranger.

Then Andrea will fight for custody and steal Hugo, who will be reheaded in 18 years when he comes searching for his Dad

Ugh Terese was grim,reminiscing about sex with Vance then dashing upstairs to dtd with Paul 🤦‍♀️🤢

Yup, totally rank.. ooh i feel all hot ands horny remembering what we did, i'm go and recreate it all with paul!!! I really feel for Paul in this, he loves Therese, he gave up his palace for her (i imagine there squatters by now, i mean anyone can wander in....) and she's fantasising about the dud ewho's sleeping with her 19/20?? yo niece

It's such a ridiculous storyline, chatting and dancing and reminiscing with Vance, with nobody knowing they actually dated and had sex many moons ago.
And Terese is always so high and mighty about honesty 🙄

Pity we know now that Andrea has not changed at all. It would have been more interesting if we weren't really sure - like the Finn storyline. Although maybe two totally transformed characters on the street seemed a bit much!

Nice to see Therese in casual wear for a change as oppose to her wrap dress and heels even at home doing washing

Vance is a creep

Catching up on today and yesterdays eps. I was struck by this ridiculousness to Elly.

Dippy: It's okay, we all make mistakes.

We don't all use our husbands ultrasound from the baby he and his dead best friend lost though. Particularly attacking it with scissors to hide the lie (!!)

Re Dee, i think given the dragging out of this, i'd rather just know she's evil Andrea, that she's pretending to be good Andrea and that at some point she will get caught out.

So is Ian real? Did she fake the hypnosis?

lololove - exactly my thoughts! It wasn’t just a simple mistake! It was numerous deceptions.

Yeah, didn’t Dipi say to Elly something “I know you weren’t coming from a bad place” wtf? It was solid deception to save her own back, not a thought for Mark or the baby!

Yashvi looked beautiful today. Although they went for the cream on the nose situation. Does that ever happen in real life?

In real life it would look revolting and put someone off......

About Shaun going to the scan:
Elly: "You want me to open my life to a complete stranger?"

... well you did open your legs.

I don't know why but this show is making me massively irritated a lot of the time around particular storylines

Yashvi and Ned amuse me, if only from it being about 2 months ago that he was telling her she was a child and nothing was ever going to happen!

I t's very very very very wrong of me, but part of me quite likes this 19 year old Finn. He just seems stupidly nice . I did quite like the drama from the first time round when he was grooming Yashvi and the brain tumour stuff.

Not a fan of his brother though, Shaun makes my skin crawl.

Elly: I used to be a terrible person

DH paused Neighbours and Therese looks like she's starring in something else entirely

Yeah dammit nice Finn is starting to win me over. Be very weird if the two sisters end up with the two brothers given one of them already had the other one. Bea will end up sleeping with Shaun.

What is with Therese's weird jackets? I've never seen anything like it before!

It is neighbours after all, Sleeping. You've got to make the full set of family! ( (not envy!) )

It’s just weird that he and Elly were the original couple and they are now all over each other’s younger siblings (even though Finn has been there before...)

Anybody else cringe when Elly calls Susan Suze?

Especially when she went crazy at Lynn when she first arrived way back when for calling her "Suze" because she hated it (that makes me feel old!)

I get the impulsive nature of youth but wow, Yashvi, talk about jumping in Bea's shoes! Almost as dumb as Chloe automatically assuming Pierce was only there for her!

I didn’t understand why Karl said that Jemima had entrusted him with choosing the business for the tram... Didn’t she just give him the tram? It wasn’t with any conditions and he had to figure out where to put it so made a deal with Paul so it could be for the community.

When Shaun's on the screen I'm constantly distracted by his very white teeth. Same with Elly. I reckon the baby is going to come out with brilliant white gnashers.

Will the Dee storyline ever be finished

Why can’t they leave poor Toadie alone?

The whole story line is beyond ridiculous!