EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

Unless they pop to the allotment for a quickie...

Hallway halfway obvs .......

Lol soup - I think half of the youth of albert square were conceived in the allotment shed!

it's always amazing how any financial/legal transactions in EE are done without anyone having to sign anything, Houses and businesses bought for cash, plane tickets and visas in seconds. How can you buy a share in something for a shed load of money without legal contracts?

Did Ray actually buy the share of the club?
I thought he asked Phil who then roughed him up a bit - I had pressumed the outcome was that he didn’t sell it to him & Ray was just telling Mel lies?

Agree that ' deals' are ' sorted out' by force or over someone's kitchen table or the secret cafe. No need for ( you know) solicitors or anyone with legal knowledge!
Ritchie gets them out of jail.
It's all very easy. Nothing like real life!

I still keep expecting Aiden to show up. The Albert needs to have the dust brushed out of it. In time for the January lull.

Phil originally said no but when Ray came back and mentioned Vincebt, he said he would sell it but for 600K instead of the originally proposed 400K. That’s another thing about EE. Prices are plucked out of the air, no need for valuations or checking company accounts.

Oh no, you don't need valuer or an assessor to have a look at your assets and the relevant paperwork : you just need to pluck a figure out of thin air and they pay it.
Or beat someone up.
Soaps are a parallel universe where life is so much simpler.

Lol Alfie is disappointed that Kat lied, hardly has the moral highground when he’s kidnapped a flaming baby!!

As if mel would just carry on to the reception after her new husband is arrested for bigamy! That’s going to fool no-one that she knew nothing!

Oh my god!!!! Those police officers

Why is Alfie still wearing his secret disguise/invisibility hat at dinner? they all know who he is!

For someone that’s didn’t know she was marrying a bigamist Mel is taking it remarkably well

Mel should really consider hiring a cleaner, house is a state

How are all those people carrying on like Mel celebrating her wedding, cutting cake etc is totally normal? This is insane!

Surely Alfie’s hat is to cover the catastrophic head injury he sustained falling down the stairs?? Although everyone seems to have forgotten about that

Oh yes good point! he looks so spritely I forgot he he’s had a wallop to the head.

Apparently not so much as a headache though! It’s all a bit daft.

A bit daft is the biggest understatement on 2019 so far!

She hasn’t even got changed out of her dress!

That made me jump 😂😂

Bloody close to have missed tho.

Why didn't she take Jack with her?

We’re paying a tv licence for this rubbish.

It’s boring.
At least Luther is next