EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

God this is awful. So boring. So cringe. So clichéd.

I'm embarrassed for the actors.

Its dire.

Is this an actually dead dead person? 😂

FFS does NOBODY in Eastenders ever just call the police when they should??!!

Ffs why doesn’t anyone ever just call the police

Of course not 🤫😂🤦🏼‍♀️

He's the 3rd person to rise from the dead in the past week..

Can we not find Bernie a nice girl! Omg 😮

Oh maybe now 😂😂

Well...NOW he's dead!

Oh this is so stupid. Ray buried under an inch of soil. Yes, genius plan mel!

And of course he’s still alive.

Oh look, more Oscar winning acting from ray.

Awful.

This is beyond pitiful.

I know the writers get their kicks at Xmas with fairy story / horror story / Shakespeare-lite tropes, but this is lazy utter bollocks.

X post!!
Great minds and all that!

lazymum

No words

I've surprised myself by enjoying those two episodes! I thought they were quite exciting to watch.

Walford, the Lourdes Of East London, If you’re dead take a quick trip to E20 & you’ll be alive as good as new in no tome

I was hoping Alfie was going to have a stroke or something & die in the cafe, no such luck

I enjoyed them too. Actual suspense at wondering what will happen!

Karen’s scenes were the best thing about the two episodes. Love her.

Alfie is all about himself isn’t he. I think Kat was so dignified for once, none of her usual screaming

How long was it all going in for? Karen has time to make & ice a cake!

But is Alfie now going to go round and take the boys whilst they're all at the pub?!?!

Why didn't Mel just call Hunter's phone in the first place? She could have locked Ray in the boot. EE is a breeding ground for child murderers.

I’m with Alfie on this one. The boys have more fun when he’s in charge, rather than being left to cook breakfast while mum’s upstairs banging a random Russian

Walford, the Lourdes Of East London, If you’re dead take a quick trip to E20 & you’ll be alive as good as new in no tome

😂