EASTENDERS 31 - nooooooooooo spoilers EVER !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So seems most of the top stories have been wrapped up

Tho Phil needs to find out about shazza. STill think may be preg - R.E.M. She had 2 men in a 2hrs 🙀🙀🙀

Abi is now adopted by grandad max

STU has confessed - tho till has the murder of their friend

Kim popped a baby boy named after granite

Only storyline left is MEL and ray wedding which happens tomorrow /nye/nyd

And

Where is baby cherry and Alfie? Will he bring her back

And will the slater house ever just have Martin STACEY and their kids

I thought he said before that the little girl was his kid? I wonder if he plans on leaving her with Karen and disappearing again.

Oh I do hope Alfie goes away for 48 years instead of hours!

It would ssem that most holidays taken by the Walford residents are to the Bermuda Triangle, they go & are never seen again.
Kaffy went on holiday in about November & nobody seems to have noticed she’s gone, Shazza missed xmas without comment from her family, Mel & Munter have just vanished and now Kim & kids have done a bunk!
I wonder if the script writers had forgotten Kush & Denise were together, remembered, realised it was a rubbish story so poor Kush got the elbow?

Did anyone else notice that Ohil invited ken for pizza at 6pm. Then when he returned to his house with the pizza it was still light outside. Don’t fancy pizza that’s been sitting there for 2 hours congealing!

I really cant remember if Karen knows about Bailey being Mitch's child - when we first saw her, she was being hidden in his van whilst he was doing Karen's new bathroom and asking her to be good - she promptly ran off to kick a ball about with Mick on the square and thats when all the football training started up etc etc. she put the ball through one of Mick's windows but we heard no more about that either.

i still think that Mitch will work his magic on Denise. He has the gift of the gab - maybe him and Bailey will move in with Stacey and co or Dot? oh .,. maybe not!
if there is a random child, then there must be a muvver lurking about somewhere too, ready to pounce. i have a feeling she will another rough un with a back story, if she shows up.

Poor Kushie, no mum around anymore, no girlfriend, he doesnt see his child he had with Shabnam - his brother was killed. He needs a new love interest!

I was thinking that the actor's probably going to leave soon because of boredom. I can't imagine who would be his new love interest?

south, maybe, he will pack up the stall and just go and stay with Shabnam and his child or his mum!
i doubt anyone will miss him at all really to be honest.
its a shame when they dont use characters to their full capacity.

Kush & Shabnams baby died, so he won’t be going there

Of course! I'd forgotten that the baby Shabnam had died. She went off ages ago.
I think I was getting confused with Christian and his partner who had a child!

Anyway, if Kush does leave I doubt anyone would notice.
Will Alfie come back ? Winding up Phil is a very bad idea.

Kush is Arthur's dad but even he won't miss him if he goes.
Too busy playing in the unfinished extension with his other siblings and 48 other people!

Maybe Phil will kill him (wishful thinking)

Phil always looks like he wants to kill anyone at any time! Even Ken's invite for pizza was laden with lots of threats. You will eat the pineapple bits as well.
Alfie should know this about the Mitchells.

I really can’t stand Alfie. He isn’t funny, interesting, evil, likeable, vulnerable, his character has no redeeming qualities. I was delighted when he disappeared to Spain and literally fast forward when he and his very annoying ringtone appear on the screen. If he doesn’t want to answer his bloody phone, then just turn it to silent or turn it off.

Denise damaged her relationship with Carmel for nothing. She isn’t likeable either., her character switches between being brittle and dim with amazing frequency.

I’m guessing Ted’s flat is going to get a new family soon? Although it is a council flat, how much would the rent be? It’s a one bed isn’t it?

Then again it doesn’t do to be a nice person in EE. One of the nicest characters in it was Paul Coker, he didn’t last long and instead we are stuck with bloody Alfie. Tamwar was nice too. Bernie is ok these but stole phones when younger. Tame I suppose compared to her peers who murder people!

I agree about the shit editing.

I loathe the characters of Mitch and Alfie. And not in a 'love to hate' way. More in a 'bored to tears' way.

I just don’t see the point of Alfie, we’ve seen him & Kat split up and get back together a million times and we’ve seen him being skint & conning people again and again, it’s just boring

Teds flat can't have a new family yet - it's still being used as the top secret drug den!

Yeah the top secret den that they keep really tidy. I thought they’d all be sitting around eating junk and sniffing powder, then somebody would complain or Ted would put the flat up for sale and the agent/council would find them. But no in EE, the drug pushers break in to straighten the cushions and whisper to one another.

Jaren, Keanu, Keegan, the twins, Mitch, Louise all use the same front door and presumably walk past Ted’s door yet nobody ever sees or hears anything. Only in EE!

This has been bugging me for a while.... last Christmas (2018) the incredible expanding slater had a fireplace. The fireplace then disappeared for Alfie to reinstall it??

Here is my photographic evidence

Oh God, not the Angel Stacey at it with the Devil ... noooooooooo

I thought that Kat had a London map pinned above th fireplace when she was learning the Taxi routes.

Poor Kat, will she ever have The Knowledge? Or indeed an appropriately fitting top, or a nice young man. Or a big enough house.

The longer your in a soap ( and become part of that soaps 'legendary character ' status ) the more you will suffer! Kat has had her fair share and yet they throw more at her. Pat was the same ( similar ish type ) Ian was like this but his been left alone for a few years. I can see mick n L being the same too.
It's soap law.

Alfie had a car but was piss poor

Where is the money Ohio has from

WAs obviously Mitch daughter

Why didn’t keanu lock the garage door

Come on blondes - doors don't have locks in Albert square

Im just catching up on dr who (about six episodes inc New Years) and I've just seen the Mel and ray wedding drama trailers and it's made me even more angry about where they've all vanished too! All that bloody build up and several episodes just on that and then poof they're gone!

and how else would Alfie have managed to involve himself in the money laundering storyline?